Dear Warren R.,
I would like to thank you for providing me with this excellent opportunity for the last 7 months. Unfortunately, I have to tender my resignation in order to attend law school where I will be surrounded by individuals who are smarter than the morons I currently encounter on a daily basis. While I realize that National Security is important to American Society, "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Kerry."
My decision to pursue a career in law is mostly selfish. I realize that working until old age isn't acceptable. Instead I will work for Profess, Shunnel, Group, Ehoe, LLC, where I will specialize in Entertainment Law in order to meet a rich athlete/entertainer that will sweep me off of my feet.
The skills and wisdom that I acquired "under" (no pun intended) your leadership will never be forgotten and will be put to great use in all of my future endeavours. I actually taped a few of your "seminars". Thanxxx for everything.