Instigating Negro - We've all seen this cat before. He can be found at the sight of any heated argument or fight. His kind is easy to spot because they are the ones giving the play-by-play analysis."Damn! He said yo momma look like Nilly-Vanilly!""Ohhh. . he gettin' on yo shoes, son! Said you copped them from "Just For Feet""Damn . .he said you ain't man enough to pick up them sticks in Madden."For all of his loud-talking and attention for details, instigating negro is hardly ever seen in an actual fight or game of Madden or NBA Live. In fact, Instigating Negro has become so proficent at his trade that whenever he is in an argument or challenge, he manages to divert the attention from himself onto somebody else.James: "I'm about to whoop yo ass, punk!"Instigator:"Oh word? You wasn't sayin' that when Mike was talkin' about how he kicked yo ass last week"Mike: *starts laughing*James: "What the hell you laughin' at!? I'll whoop yo ass too!"Mike: *Stands up* "Do something then!"Instigator: *Slips off into the crowd*Last you heard, Instigating Negro had gotten a job as a commentator for WWE Smackdown!
That Leon cat is the funniest shyt.Rochelle- Walks around with the Bible all the time. She constantly talks about Jesus and how you need to give your life to him. When she isn't in class or at work she is in church. Monday- bible study Wed.- Choir practice Thur- usher meeting, Fri- Friday Night service Sun- Sunday school, Regular service, Church visit service, Sunday evening service. You miss a class and need the notes so you ask Rochelle if you can borrow them. You go to Rochelle's to copy the notes. Rochelle is sportin a low cut shirt that makes you really appreciate her ta-tas. In between copying notes, you and Rochelle flirt. Rochelle begins to kiss you and turn into an animal. You two go there and while in the act she keeps moaning JJEEEEESSSUUUSSSSSS!!!, scratching your back and telling you how "the lawd is gonna get us". You two finish the do. Upon leaving Rochelle invites you to church with her and tells you she is going to pray for you.
MoniLi, you hit a nerve with me. Are you from Jamaica?
Quote from: PaddyWack on June 16, 2006, 04:43:22 PMMoniLi, you hit a nerve with me. Are you from Jamaica?Lol, are you Jafakin? And I'm from Bermuda, but I have friends from various Caribbean islands, including Jamaica.