Jafakin
We all know good all Jafakin. After learning that his sister's husband's cousin is from Jamaica, he decides to get in touch with his Caribbean heritage. He's thinks that Shaggy and that one Foxy Brown song are good reggae. He's the guy with the poster of Bob Marley smoking weed on his wall, the guy who thinks that saying "Yah mon" and "Irie" make him sound cool. He grows dreads and smokes weed because he thinks it makes him authentic, despite the fact that he's never been outside of the continental US. The extent of his Caribbean culinary knowledge is the beef pattie, because his dislike of spicy food prevents him from trying anything else. His goal is to visit Jamaica, where he'll thoroughly embarass himself trying to act like he's local.