Oh, *slaps forehead*I missed your previous post, so I didn't realize he was responding to that. There was no context. I'm sure it was all in jest.
Corny Negro - WE ALL KNOW THIS GUY! If you don't, then chances are you ARE this guy! He can be seen at any social function or workplace or classroom. He is the insanely chipper, happy-go-lucky guy that ALWAYS has something to say. Most of the time it is something insnane corny. Everything quip is typically ended with some cliche' such as: "Holla" or "KnowwhatI'msayin'?" Most people have created an early warning detection device for him. Typically when he enters a room the following phrases are heard,"Damn, here come dis n-word again. . ""Man...let me get the hell outta here, here he comes. .""Shh! Don't turn around, if he don't give him eye-contact he might go away"Ironically, despite his Rain Man-like memory of every SNL skit in the past five years, he always seem to have the hook up on Weed/Alcohol/Music/Whatever Vice you need, but his corniness seems to outlast his usefulness, especially at parties.
Late NegroThis has been your boy since high school. Hes got your back... until it involves somthing with a deadline. You remember when you were supposed to pick him up from the mall and he said he needed three more hours. Late Negro has always had trouble keeping jobs. Late negro thinks if he isnt sweating it neither will anyone else. When you give pick up late negro for work heas already 5 minutes late with a 45 minute ride. Dude doesnt even care that hes late and wants to stop through the drive through to pick up a whopper. After a while Late Negro not caring starts to get on your nerves and you decide to ask this negro why hes always late. He looks at you like its the worse thing you could have said and tells you he dont know what your talking about. The last time you saw late negro he was working at walmart and trying to explain to you how everyone else needs to chill.