Corny Negro - WE ALL KNOW THIS GUY! If you don't, then chances are you ARE this guy! He can be seen at any social function or workplace or classroom. He is the insanely chipper, happy-go-lucky guy that ALWAYS has something to say. Most of the time it is something insnane corny. Everything quip is typically ended with some cliche' such as: "Holla" or "KnowwhatI'msayin'?"
Most people have created an early warning detection device for him. Typically when he enters a room the following phrases are heard,
"Damn, here come dis n-word again. . "
"Man...let me get the hell outta here, here he comes. ."
"Shh! Don't turn around, if he don't give him eye-contact he might go away"
Ironically, despite his Rain Man-like memory of every SNL skit in the past five years, he always seem to have the hook up on Weed/Alcohol/Music/Whatever Vice you need, but his corniness seems to outlast his usefulness, especially at parties.