Lisa - Lisa is diamond in the rough. A shorty from the hood with brains and decency. She's largely resisted the iniquities that comes with life in the hood, and somehow earned a scholarship to college. You meet her in class and get to know her. She's cool as hell; she doesn't really smoke weed, but will take a few puffs every now and again. She likes the stuff you like and digs your sense of humor. She's earnest and sincere and you have great conversations with her, particularly about women. It begins to dawn on you that she likes, but in the looks department, she's nothing special. You curse yourself for a shallow hornball, but ultimately decide to ignore it and hope it goes away. You're both at a party one night, you both get fvcked up, and she ends up giving you a BJ. Having busted your nut, you come to your senses, don't reciprocate, and she realizes that you never will. You drift apart. Years later you find out through a third party that she moved several states away and went to med school. Internally, you shed a tear for a lost friendship and wish her well.