I especially like this line. I didn't know that KFC was compelling me to eat unhealthy food?
Of course they are. Didn't you know? Along with the liberals' complete disregard for personal responsibility comes the notion that the government -- or even more laughable, the big corporations -- should take responsibility for our choices. I guess it's never crossed their minds that people might actually have a CHOICE whether to eat KFC, go to mcdonalds or smoke a cigarette ... whether to charge their cards to the limit or break the speed limit. No, people are free to do whatever they want, and then blame someone else when the outcome sucks. It's really repulsive.
Cosigned. But then you got carried away 
Look who it is. You're just in time for to witness the massive IRL-PWNAGE of Googler.