June 2006 - Funnies!

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[Mnemeson]

Push ups in waiting room guy was funny....

With apologies to my fellow test takers, I was 'got a slight cold, so sniffing for four hours' guy.

I was amused when a girl on my right began the fifteen minute game of 'can you move the official timer because i can't see it where it is?'

[oldskewlphool]

haha, these are great, I had The girl who thinks aloud sitting next to me. It was too quiet for the proctor or anyone else in the room but me to hear but she was mumbling to herself throught the test.

[Geo_Storm]

English is my second language, French is my first language proctor: French Canadians always pronounce the silent h, except when there is no h. So "prohibited" was pronounced "probe-I-bitted". I understood 1/3 of the instructiosn she gave out.

[TurtleSandwich]

These are all classic

I had the 'let's sit together, dress like each other, use the exact same gear and wear the exact same outfit broads': They had the same timer, pencils, snacks etc and the same apparel. They would constantly talk out loud together.

[stormandstress]

I had "I have ADD, so that means I can yell at the proctor" girl.

Our start time was delayed 5 minutes because she insisted that she needed a table for herself. Apparently, people who suffer from ADD can't have anyone within a 8 foot radius of their body. Allowing otherwise causes them to explode.

She never got that desk to herself though...

[pikey]

I was "girl who borrowed her bf's stopwatch without realising that it beeped on the hour"!  I put it at the bottom of my bag to try and muffle it (which meant that I had no time other than the clock), but a couple of times the proctors heard it and were looking around, trying to figure out who it was!  After break they made an announcement reminding everyone not to use timers with sound, because it would be bad for them if they got caught!