I have a few people and things I need to thank on this special, special occasion.
To William & Mary Law School: Thank you, my dears, for placing me on the waiting list. If I had been rejected, I would never have started trying to find out info about my chances by frantically searching online, and I never would have stumbled upon the wonderful land of LSD. None of this would have happened without your generosity in not rejecting me outright, and I would have ended my application cycle in the same blissful ignorance in which it began.
To my TV: Thank you for beginning to die in March, forcing me to find something else to do with my normal TV-watching time. If it weren't for your slow death, my excessive postwhoring would never have been possible.
To my coworkers: Thank you for all being at least 20 years older than me, preventing me from forming any useful social life with my colleagues. I also thank my job for giving me so little to do, allowing me to LSD all day at work.
To Duck: Thank you for setting a shining example with all your postwhoring and for sucking me into the OTB once I landed here.
To Props: Thank you for selecting me as queen of the p-dub club. All my posts about our hypothetical good times at Alabama would never have happened without you.
To all the other p-dubbers: Without your stimulating postwhoring, I would never have reached this goal so quickly. Specifically I have to thank KJ for being my non-biological twin and for postwhoring so much during working hours, but all of you (and the fabulous p-dub club thread) assisted in my rapid ascent to 5k.
To Thou and his Lounge: Thank you for your thought (and post)-provoking polls, and for starting the Skypefests.
And thanks to everyone else on the OTB who made this possible.
I should also add that this day, Memorial Day, will always hold fond memories for me as the day I hit LSD Obsessed.
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