Collegiate Scholarship

[Court.]

I had a hearty cackle.

[Court.]

This is quite titillating.

[El Chupacabra]

This has officially been the worst weekend ever.

I'm so sorry.  I had a bad weekend, too.  It was my graduation weekend and I finally got up the nerve to talk to this girl that I have liked since second grade, but she laughed at me.

[El Chupacabra]

She said, "Los chupacabras comen los cusucitos?"

[El Chupacabra]

I'm so sorry.  I had a bad weekend, too.  It was my graduation weekend and I finally got up the nerve to talk to this girl that I have liked since second grade, but she laughed at me.

Stupid girl. 

Yeah.  I really liked her, too.  And I was going to ask her out to the movies and I had even got my dad to agree to drive us and it would have been really fun.  She's so pretty.  She looks like Hilary Duff.  I really wish she would just give me a chance.  I know I'm young but I'm really mature for my age.

[El Chupacabra]

Thank you so much.  I feel better now after sleeping last night.  You are going to apply next year to law school?  What undergrad do you go to?  What is your major?  Did you take a testmasters course yet?  I am really nervous about going to Harvard next fall.  What if I should have gone to Yale and then I don't get into Yale law school because I picked the wrong undergrad?  What should I do?