So I'm at this bar with my bros and this hot chick comes up to me, looking like Cindy Margolis, I swear. She's all, "You're a stud. Do me. Now." And I'm all shocked because that was a totally lame-*ss line she just pulled on me. I almost threw up right there. So I rolled my eyes and was like, "cha...whatever," and walked back to my bros. I told them the story, pointing to the chick and all, and they couldn't believe it. Their jaws were hanging open. Hahaha...they seemed more appalled at the situation than I was.
Who do these chicks think they are steppin' to me with their B-game? Shiiiiit.