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Ask a Puerto Rican

2Lacoste

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Ask a Puerto Rican
« on: May 17, 2006, 11:03:23 AM »
¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 11:08:08 AM »
I'm both.  And confused.  Next question!

Slow Blues

Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 11:15:10 AM »
Have you been to Puerto Rico?

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 11:20:09 AM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2006, 11:21:01 AM »
¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."


Did it really?  HAHAHAHAAHAHHA HOLY *&^%!!!


Oh, David Hasselhoff, you weird pseudo-German speedo-sporter, how do you get tangled up in this type of *&^% all the time?

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 11:25:00 AM »
David Hasselhoff never really "ran" in the Baywatch series.  It was actually his Puerto Rican stunt double who was filmed.

Slow Blues

Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 11:30:14 AM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it? ;D

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time. :D

Slow Blues

Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2006, 11:30:38 AM »

But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

Kitt was a little female dog anyway.

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2006, 11:34:03 AM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it? ;D

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time. :D


I know enough to get around.  You know, the basics:

-- My name is Lacoste, what's yours?
-- What are you doing tonight?
-- You're beautiful, you know that?
-- Another drink?
-- Another?
-- Just one more...
-- Okay last one.
-- Don't worry, you can crash at my place?
-- Wait, how old did you say you are?
-- Ah, okay, well here's the bed.

(Next morning).

-- I don't smell no breakfast cooking/why the hell are you still here?

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2006, 10:10:01 PM »
Why do PR women know how to take care of a brotha so good?