Ask a Puerto Rican

[2Lacoste]

¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

[2Lacoste]

I'm both.  And confused.  Next question!

[Slow Blues]

Have you been to Puerto Rico?

[2Lacoste]

I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

[FossilJ]

¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

Did it really?  HAHAHAHAAHAHHA HOLY *&^%!!!


Oh, David Hasselhoff, you weird pseudo-German speedo-sporter, how do you get tangled up in this type of *&^% all the time?

[2Lacoste]

David Hasselhoff never really "ran" in the Baywatch series.  It was actually his Puerto Rican stunt double who was filmed.

[Slow Blues]

I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it?

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time.

[Slow Blues]

But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

Kitt was a little female dog anyway.

[2Lacoste]

I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it?

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time.

I know enough to get around.  You know, the basics:

-- My name is Lacoste, what's yours?
-- What are you doing tonight?
-- You're beautiful, you know that?
-- Another drink?
-- Another?
-- Just one more...
-- Okay last one.
-- Don't worry, you can crash at my place?
-- Wait, how old did you say you are?
-- Ah, okay, well here's the bed.

(Next morning).

-- I don't smell no breakfast cooking/why the hell are you still here?

[silva]

Why do PR women know how to take care of a brotha so good?