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2Lacoste

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Ask a Puerto Rican
« on: May 17, 2006, 01:03:23 PM »
¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."
Mets will take the NL Pennant.

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2006, 01:08:08 PM »
I'm both.  And confused.  Next question!
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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2006, 01:15:10 PM »
Have you been to Puerto Rico?

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2006, 01:20:09 PM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...
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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2006, 01:21:01 PM »
¡Pregúnteme!


But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."


Did it really?  HAHAHAHAAHAHHA HOLY *&^%!!!


Oh, David Hasselhoff, you weird pseudo-German speedo-sporter, how do you get tangled up in this type of *&^% all the time?
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2006, 01:25:00 PM »
David Hasselhoff never really "ran" in the Baywatch series.  It was actually his Puerto Rican stunt double who was filmed.
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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2006, 01:30:14 PM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it? ;D

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time. :D

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2006, 01:30:38 PM »

But I won't answer -- cuz as the Knight-Rider car so eloquently stated, "Puerto Ricans are lazy, Michael."

Kitt was a little female dog anyway.

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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2006, 01:34:03 PM »
I go once a year.  Too bad I can't speak Spanish.  Damn she was fine...

Spanish mofo do you speak it? ;D

Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time. :D


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Re: Ask a Puerto Rican
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2006, 12:10:01 AM »
Why do PR women know how to take care of a brotha so good?
it's funny how money change a situation