I go once a year. Too bad I can't speak Spanish. Damn she was fine...
Spanish mofo do you speak it?
Learn. Rosetta Stone. You'll be catching exotic STDs in no time.
I know enough to get around. You know, the basics:
-- My name is Lacoste, what's yours?
-- What are you doing tonight?
-- You're beautiful, you know that?
-- Another drink?
-- Just one more...
-- Okay last one.
-- Don't worry, you can crash at my place?
-- Wait, how old did you say you are?
-- Ah, okay, well here's the bed.
-- I don't smell no breakfast cooking/why the hell are you still here?