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« Reply #430 on: May 31, 2006, 10:14:49 AM »
i was soooooooooo tempted to quote!!

i thought women that live to gether synch up?

and man, thats got to suck if your both taking turns being b1tchee!!!

and wait, isnt that like 10 days - 2 weeks of grumpiness?

double ugh!!!

We're close but not quite there.  There are too  many other women in our lives, I think.  And we don't live together.

And I would call it closer to 4-5 days of moodiness, that's all.

thats not too bad....

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Re: Ask a Homosexual
« Reply #431 on: May 31, 2006, 10:57:44 PM »
Are gays agist?

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« Reply #432 on: May 31, 2006, 11:06:31 PM »
Dear homosexuals:

How can I turn my daughters into lesbians?

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« Reply #433 on: May 31, 2006, 11:43:17 PM »
Dear homosexuals:

How can I turn my daughters into lesbians?


I am not prepared to share the full five-point plan, but here are two starters:

1. Make them watch wedding shows to develop intuitive disdain for heterosexual praxis;

2. Beyonce poster above bed

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« Reply #434 on: May 31, 2006, 11:45:44 PM »
Dear homosexuals:

How can I turn my daughters into lesbians?


I am not prepared to share the full five-point plan, but here are two starters:

1. Make them watch wedding shows to develop intuitive disdain for heterosexual praxis;

2. Beyonce poster above bed
:D Wedding shows!

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« Reply #435 on: May 31, 2006, 11:49:47 PM »
1. Make them watch wedding shows to develop intuitive disdain for heterosexual praxis;
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:D Wedding shows!


I really don't know how my generation rounded up so many lesbians without this recruiting tool, which we expect to be very effective on generation ZZ.

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« Reply #436 on: June 01, 2006, 12:30:49 AM »

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« Reply #437 on: June 01, 2006, 12:54:25 AM »

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« Reply #438 on: June 01, 2006, 07:55:45 AM »
Nice!

The sad part is even though I can now actually afford enough Heineken to get me smashed, I still prefer and search out PBR on draft.

Iím white trash, what can I say. I canít cook, I canít decorate, Iím a registered republican, I despise Madonna, I dance like Iím having an epileptic seizer, Iíve never watched a whole episode of American Idol, I donít even know what station it comes on, getting dressed up means finding the stuff in the dryer with the least wrinkles, a gourmet meal to me is wood fired pizza and wine from a box in the fridge. My interests are sports, hunting, fishing and cold beer in large quantities. Iím just a big lesbian trapped inside a gay manís body.

 :D :D :D

regarding age, i wouldn't say i'm that ageist, but i do try to stick within a reasonable age frame because it seems to ensure that i have more in common with a guy.  however, i get very disturbed by the number of guys in their 40s+ who go after guys in their 20s.  now, i realize this happens in the crazy hetero world too at times, but this seems to be FAR more prominent in the gay world from what i've seen.  clearly, it's not just young gay guys demonizing the older ones.  it's also older guys fetishizing the youth.

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Re: Ask a Homosexual
« Reply #439 on: June 01, 2006, 07:57:09 AM »
seems like guys are guys, no matter what thier orientation....