Ask a Homosexual

[Miss P]

Black nails, huh?

What about skinny jeans?

Ran into a friend of mine about my age (which is older than most of you) on the train this morning, and she was rocking this look, deep brown (not black) short nails, long sheer tee, skinny jeans, ostentatiously scuffed designer flats, and I almost laughed.  But she did look kinda cute.

[->Soon]

Miss P,
What's so hard about resigning?
To me, there isn't a better feeling in the world than saying "See Ya!"

Good point!  It does feel really liberatory.  And almost everyone knows I'm going, so it probably won't be a big deal.  But I love my job, the work, (most of) my supervisors, nearly all of my colleagues. It's going to be a very tough spot to leave.

do they give you nookie breaks?

id prefer those over coffee/smoking.

[Miss P]

Good point!  It does feel really liberatory.  And almost everyone knows I'm going, so it probably won't be a big deal.  But I love my job, the work, (most of) my supervisors, nearly all of my colleagues. It's going to be a very tough spot to leave.

do they give you nookie breaks?

id prefer those over coffee/smoking.

They don't give them, but I've been known to take them on occasion.
And I don't smoke during the day or hang out by the coffee machine, so I figure I deserve a little gratification or stimulation on my own terms.

[->Soon]

Good point!  It does feel really liberatory.  And almost everyone knows I'm going, so it probably won't be a big deal.  But I love my job, the work, (most of) my supervisors, nearly all of my colleagues. It's going to be a very tough spot to leave.

do they give you nookie breaks?

id prefer those over coffee/smoking.

They don't give them, but I've been known to take them on occasion.
And I don't smoke during the day or hang out by the coffee machine, so I figure I deserve a little gratification or stimulation on my own terms.

[Miss P]

(snip)

and I almost laughed.  But she did look kinda cute.

See, that's my fear!  Cute, but funny/incongruous too.  Pegleg pants are so middle school for me.

I'm sure in your case it's 100% cute.  You are, after all, one of my secret LSD crushes. 
And the fact that you know to call them pegleg pants -- ah! *Swoons*

[Miss P]

Genius!  I couldn't imagine better news to start the weekend.

[posnerd]

Why do some homosexuals, who by definition do not wish to engage in heterosexual sex, desire to have children, whom are typically created by said action?

[Angelina1]

Why do some homosexuals, who by definition do not wish to engage in heterosexual sex, desire to have children, whom are typically created by said action?

Well, i won't presume to hijack the role of resident expert here; instead, I will pose a counter-question: why do so many heterosexuals have sex, which biologically is for the purpose of making children, when they don't want children?

[Miss P]

Why do some homosexuals, who by definition do not wish to engage in heterosexual sex, desire to have children, whom are typically created by said action?

Well, i won't presume to hijack the role of resident expert here; instead, I will pose a counter-question: why do so many heterosexuals have sex, which biologically is for the purpose of making children, when they don't want children?

Yes, why do you want to eat* souffles that you don't care to learn to cook?  Why do you want to drive* cars that you haven't yourself learned to manufacture, or even fix?  Why do you want to take advantage* of medical advances that you haven't yourself even investigated?  etc.

No offense, but this just seems like nonsense to me.  Is it really the fact that heterosexuals are able to produce children through their sexual intercourse what legitimates their family choices?  What about people with fertility and health problems?  What about people who adopt for religious and moral purposes? 

*not that I am advocating eating, driving, or taking advantage of children.

[->Soon]

ur still awake???