Flirt lessons
1. If you are ugly, don't flirt. It won't work
2. Do it with class, don't be a skank ho!
3. As you listen, bite the side of your lower lip
4. SMILE!
5. Keep them guessing
6. Hidden messages (for example: "Gosh, my car needs a check up and I hate going to the car dealership alone" or "I want to see Transformers but I don't want to go alone and sit there like a loser")
7. Say, you are not ready to settle down, you just like having fun
8. Touch his arm, pretend he has something on his hair and remove it
9. Compliment him - even if he's UGLY

10 Pretend he's funny