Flirting

[->Soon]

i flirt with pretty much anything female.

woot woot!

[Le Docteur De Peste]

i flirt with pretty much anything female.

woot woot!

Somehow I'm not surprised.

[Hank Rearden]

Guy math:

Pretty + Friendly = trying to seduce the guy.

Growing up in certain areas of the US will teach you that just doesn't add up sometimes.

I hate the, "chat chat chat hit it off hit it off hit it off hit it off hit it off OH YEAH MY BOYFRIEND LIKES THAT TOO."

I was talking to a girl a few days ago who did that, but then we kept talking, and she started mentioning how hard it was to find good guys to date, etc., and how she never went on any good dates.  Confusing behavior like this is why women will continue to baffle me(n). 

Just FYI, men do this more than women.
I've known people for weeks before gf/wife comes into the conversation. 

Might just mean the guy isn't interested though, or that he was trying to have an affair. 

[Le Docteur De Peste]

Guy math:

Pretty + Friendly = trying to seduce the guy.

Growing up in certain areas of the US will teach you that just doesn't add up sometimes.

I hate the, "chat chat chat hit it off hit it off hit it off hit it off hit it off OH YEAH MY BOYFRIEND LIKES THAT TOO."

I was talking to a girl a few days ago who did that, but then we kept talking, and she started mentioning how hard it was to find good guys to date, etc., and how she never went on any good dates.  Confusing behavior like this is why women will continue to baffle me(n). 

Just FYI, men do this more than women.
I've known people for weeks before gf/wife comes into the conversation. 

Might just mean the guy isn't interested though, or that he was trying to have an affair. 

Yeah. Scoping out the playing field before he divulges any key information.

[dbgirl]

i flirt with pretty much anything female.

woot woot!

AND Julie Fern!

[->Soon]

i flirt with pretty much anything female.

woot woot!

AND Julie Fern!

make u jealus? 

[->Soon]

hmmmm, so, she does too?

now i really want to know who it is!

[Too Embarrassed]

Flirt lessons

1.  If you are ugly, don't flirt.  It won't work
2.  Do it with class, don't be a skank ho!
3.  As you listen, bite the side of your lower lip
4.  SMILE!
5.  Keep them guessing
6.  Hidden messages (for example: "Gosh, my car needs a check up and I hate going to the car dealership alone" or "I want to see Transformers but I don't want to go alone and sit there like a loser")
7.  Say, you are not ready to settle down, you just like having fun
8.  Touch his arm, pretend he has something on his hair and remove it
9.  Compliment him - even if he's UGLY
10  Pretend he's funny

[fuwaf]

Flirt lessons

1.  If you are ugly, don't flirt.  It won't work
2.  Do it with class, don't be a skank ho!
3.  As you listen, bite the side of your lower lip
4.  SMILE!
5.  Keep them guessing
6.  Hidden messages (for example: "Gosh, my car needs a check up and I hate going to the car dealership alone" or "I want to see Transformers but I don't want to go alone and sit there like a loser")
7.  Say, you are not ready to settle down, you just like having fun
8.  Touch his arm, pretend he has something on his hair and remove it
9.  Compliment him - even if he's UGLY
10  Pretend he's funny

Why would I flirt with an ugly guy? 

And is #7 so you don't scare him away, even though it's probably true that you want to settle down and you're just playing games?

[Too Embarrassed]

Flirt lessons

1.  If you are ugly, don't flirt.  It won't work
2.  Do it with class, don't be a skank ho!
3.  As you listen, bite the side of your lower lip
4.  SMILE!
5.  Keep them guessing
6.  Hidden messages (for example: "Gosh, my car needs a check up and I hate going to the car dealership alone" or "I want to see Transformers but I don't want to go alone and sit there like a loser")
7.  Say, you are not ready to settle down, you just like having fun
8.  Touch his arm, pretend he has something on his hair and remove it
9.  Compliment him - even if he's UGLY
10  Pretend he's funny

Why would I flirt with an ugly guy? 

And is #7 so you don't scare him away, even though it's probably true that you want to settle down and you're just playing games?

Reasons to flirt with an ugly guy
1.  He's your boss
2.  He's your professor
3.  He's a sugar daddy
4.  He's can fix things around the house
5.  He gives you the information you need
6.  It makes him feel good about himself

#7 - Pay hard to get a little bit.  No one wants to hear you have marriage or relationship on your mind.  Flirting is about having fun not looking for a husband.