Asian/Asian-American Discussion Board

[lexylit]

are you related to yaacov dgatlsteinbergowitz?  i used to work with him over at katz deli.

lmao
this doesn't happen to asians too, does it?

[dgatl]

are you the son of an accountant?

no, and sadly we don't have a diamond business either

obviously.  if you did, you wouldnt be going to law skool.

actually, my desi friend's ex boyfriend's family has a diamond business.  he got a degree in computer engineering to prove to the world that he could make it on his own two feet, went and work for dell for three years, and is now back working the business

[dsong02]

are you related to yaacov dgatlsteinbergowitz?  i used to work with him over at katz deli.

lmao
this doesn't happen to asians too, does it?

all the f-ing time.  

IDIOT: 'youre d.song?  are you related to sam song in delaware?"

ME: 'no.'

IDIOT: 'what about charles song in cali?'

ME: 'no'

IDIOT: 'but you went to school in the east right?  so you must know bobby song, or yoo-suk song...?'

ME: 'no, but ive heard of them'

IDIOT: 'is your father that mr. song from columbia?'

ME: 'no, but hes my uncle's son-in-law's brother-in-law'

IDIOT: 'I KNEW YOU WERE RELATED TO HIM!'

[dgatl]

even better is that i'm expected to know every patel from new york to los angeles

[dsong02]

even better is that i'm expected to know every patel from new york to los angeles

you dont?

[dgatl]

even better is that i'm expected to know every patel from new york to los angeles

you dont?

no, especially since there are more patels in the US than there are in india

[dsong02]

even better is that i'm expected to know every patel from new york to los angeles

you dont?

no, especially since there are more patels in the US than there are in india

i also hear there are more dgatlsteinbergowitz's than patels...any truth?

[mukhia]

even better is that i'm expected to know every patel from new york to los angeles

you dont?

no, especially since there are more patels in the US than there are in india

i also hear there are more dgatlsteinbergowitz's than patels...any truth?

That is a blatant lie - Patels will never be outnumbered - they're like rabbits...myxmatosis anyone?

[NYKnicks]

I used to live in the Indian capital of NJ, here's the names on the mailboxes of my apartment complex.

Sun(thats me), 40 Patels, 10 Singhs, 40 more Patels, and out of nowhere...maybe a Dutta.

[dgatl]

I used to live in the Indian capital of NJ, here's the names on the mailboxes of my apartment complex.

Sun(thats me), 40 Patels, 10 Singhs, 40 more Patels, and out of nowhere...maybe a Dutta.

thats about right...