are you related to yaacov dgatlsteinbergowitz? i used to work with him over at katz deli.
this doesn't happen to asians too, does it?
all the f-ing time.
IDIOT: 'youre d.song? are you related to sam song in delaware?"
IDIOT: 'what about charles song in cali?'
IDIOT: 'but you went to school in the east right? so you must know bobby song, or yoo-suk song...?'
ME: 'no, but ive heard of them'
IDIOT: 'is your father that mr. song from columbia?'
ME: 'no, but hes my uncle's son-in-law's brother-in-law'
IDIOT: 'I KNEW YOU WERE RELATED TO HIM!'