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Susan B. Anthony

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Tomorrow we should inventory our desks to see what we could use to kill ourselves

I know this is old, but I will totally help with this list tomorrow!

Starting with the pencils I could use to poke my eyes out.

 :D I missed this yesterday!

I'm at the front desk now, there is soooo much potential.  Including licking the Clorox wipes the receptionist keeps up here until I ingest enough bleach to kill me.

This needs to be started again in a thread.

I wonder if it will kill me to eat an entire box of lotion infused kleenex.
Yes it does!
That might work.  Is Febreeze toxic?  :D


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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2006, 02:39:30 PM »
Maybe if you photocopied your head enough you'd get brain cancer. It would take a long time though.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2006, 02:47:57 PM »
Suffocate yourself with a giant plastic garbage bag.
Stab yourself repeatedly with a pair of chopsticks.
Slit your wrists with a dull dinner knife.
Throw yourself in front of a massive stampede of people.
fair like the sun that shines in my soul when you're near, emily
Wow, Em is genius!

doomkitty

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2006, 02:54:10 PM »
Drink so much water from teh watercooler that your blood vessles rupture (I've been told this is possible, but who knows if it's true)

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2006, 03:02:26 PM »
why are only females posting?

cause a man would just use a gun.
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doomkitty

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 03:02:33 PM »
swallow thumbtacks.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2006, 03:04:44 PM »
why are only females posting?

cause a man would just use a gun.
guns are too easy.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2006, 03:05:37 PM »
why are only females posting?

cause a man would just use a gun.
guns are too easy.

but they get the job done.
Mr. White: Smoke?
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doomkitty

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2006, 03:06:04 PM »
Rip the power supply out of a computer, plug it in next to the sink and stand in the sink.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2006, 03:06:51 PM »
why are only females posting?

cause a man would just use a gun.
guns are too easy.

but they get the job done.
But they lack horrific style points. I mean, they're messy, but they lack desperation/courage.