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Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2006, 08:00:23 PM »
:D :D :D

that would be amazing


so when i was looking for jobs before i graduated, i interviewed with a few unions (i was working for a union at the time).  One of the unions asked me to get a job as a hotel worker and then be their secret inside organizer--and if i did well they might be able to put me on staff.

i said no.

That kind of sounds like fun...I love stirring the pot.  Speaking of which...I could kill myself by plunging head first into a gigantic 3 foot in diameter wok full of boiling oil.

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« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2006, 08:27:53 PM »
I have nothing to do all day but think up new ways to die.  (Really).

There is an escalator nearby that I could let my hair suddenly get caught in.

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« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2006, 08:32:12 PM »
I could key the boss's corvette

Your boss has a corvette?  You are obligated to key it!

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« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2006, 08:40:24 PM »
I have nothing to do all day but think up new ways to die.  (Really).

There is an escalator nearby that I could let my hair suddenly get caught in.

you could spend all day thinking about being at UVA next fall.  js.

I do think about being at UVA next fall.  All the time.  There is just so much time that I can think of other things, too.  Like grocery lists, gourmet recipes, and new ways to die.

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« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2006, 08:41:40 PM »
I have nothing to do all day but think up new ways to die.  (Really).

There is an escalator nearby that I could let my hair suddenly get caught in.

you could spend all day thinking about being at UVA next fall.  js.

I do think about being at UVA next fall.  All the time.  There is just so much time that I can think of other things, too.  Like grocery lists, gourmet recipes, and new ways to die.

i prefer thinking about the deaths of others instead.

Like who?

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« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2006, 08:43:54 PM »
i can't say.  i'll get in trouble.  :D

Understood.  There was a section of this thread earlier about ways to kill my boss.  And, to be completely honest, I don't really spend all day thinking up new ways to kill myself, jsyk.

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« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2006, 08:48:58 PM »
i can't say.  i'll get in trouble.  :D

Understood.  There was a section of this thread earlier about ways to kill my boss.  And, to be completely honest, I don't really spend all day thinking up new ways to kill myself, jsyk.

haha...  ;)

It's just fun.  For example, I could say that I could electrocute myself on the antiquated and corroded wiring by dumping a glass of water on an exposed wire as I grab it. 

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2006, 08:52:59 PM »
i would probably think about it more if people didn't actually get killed here.  :(

You are completely right.  :(  I am ashamed for making such a light topic of death when there are those around us who lose their lives every day whether it be to illness, accident, or war.  (And no, I am not being sarcastic, just sad :()

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2006, 08:58:18 PM »
no no, you shouldn't feel bad.  :)

it's just i can't do it.  ;)

No, I should feel bad.  It isn't funny.  :(

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« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2006, 10:08:33 PM »
no no, you shouldn't feel bad.  :)

it's just i can't do it.  ;)

No, I should feel bad.  It isn't funny.  :(

i hate creating guilt.  :(

it makes me feel guilty.  :(

If it makes you feel better I am:

A) Vegan (all loss of life saddens me)
B) A pacifist (again, all loss of life saddens me)
C) Recently lost my best friend in the world and I blame myself and
D) Both neurotic and anxious so...

Jsyk, I create plenty of guilt on my own, no need to feel bad.