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Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2006, 12:47:23 PM »
replace fortunes in fortune cookies with razor blades

eat

Indeed.  This could be a mass murder/suicide if I plan it right. >:D

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2006, 12:50:06 PM »
There was a documentary of a murder by spoon.

But was there one of a murder by spork?

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« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2006, 12:53:12 PM »
There was a documentary of a murder by spoon.

But was there one of a murder by spork?

we should make one

Yes!!!!  Another one of the jokes about the boss is that in the silverware drawer of life, he's more like the spork.


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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2006, 12:56:30 PM »
Oh another way to kill myself in my office:
The other day sparks were shooting out of the cubical wall (they need to rewire)--put flammable materials on top of the hole, wait

And while you are waiting?  LSD until death?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2006, 01:06:18 PM »
Sit underneath scary shelf full of heavy liquor bottles located in busy area until one gets knocked over onto my head.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2006, 01:18:07 PM »
Pleasure my boss's wife (who works for him and has been flirting with me-an intern of all people-incessantly) with my lady liberty paper holder and while doing so, making sure to place an envelope opener prominently on my desk, invite my boss into my office. Knowing my boss, this would certainly be a sure fire way to go about ending my life, which by the way I would never endanger by doing something like this.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2006, 07:40:37 PM »
buzz in all of the creepy weird people off the street who are looking for warehouse jobs that don't exist

Have you ever buzzed in just one, you know, for fun, and then made a mad dash for the bathroom?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2006, 07:51:51 PM »
buzz in all of the creepy weird people off the street who are looking for warehouse jobs that don't exist

Have you ever buzzed in just one, you know, for fun, and then made a mad dash for the bathroom?

 :D :D

well i'm not allowed to leave the front desk if i'm covering the phones, which is when i buzz people in

also, the front entrance is pretty isolated from the offices.  so I'd probably be the first person a crazy encountered even if I ran

Still, funny practical joke for your last day?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2006, 07:53:16 PM »
staples through the eyeballs?

hmmm...this is not a fun game  :D


goodgal must be like one of those paper dolls with the tabs to change clothes  ;D

all the poses are the same, but the tops change.


we want some skin!  :D

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2006, 07:53:28 PM »
buzz in all of the creepy weird people off the street who are looking for warehouse jobs that don't exist

Have you ever buzzed in just one, you know, for fun, and then made a mad dash for the bathroom?

 :D :D

well i'm not allowed to leave the front desk if i'm covering the phones, which is when i buzz people in

also, the front entrance is pretty isolated from the offices.  so I'd probably be the first person a crazy encountered even if I ran

Still, funny practical joke for your last day?

Yes, I think so!  Hopefully we'll get a crazy that day

Or a union organizer!!  We're not supposed to let them in either

Or both at once?!?!  (Crosses fingers hoping for a crazy to be let loose in ktja's boring office)