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Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2006, 08:44:08 PM »
What about just puncturing yourself in the wrist with a pen?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2006, 08:44:26 PM »
Needed to do something to alleviate the boredom.  Drowning him in a vat of chili oil seemed like the logical thing to do.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2006, 08:45:17 PM »
who?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2006, 08:46:15 PM »
What are you guys talking about?

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2006, 08:47:37 PM »
who?

Boss.

What about just puncturing yourself in the wrist with a pen?

One of the ideas was to hold a pen straight out in front of us a la Al Bundy with the spork and run straight into his back.  It was a fun, but vicious, evening.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2006, 08:50:49 PM »
There was a documentary of a murder by spoon.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2006, 08:56:44 PM »
I would rather frame said boss for embezzlement…

And enjoy an early retirement

Good idea.  I will spend Saturday planning his demise. 
 

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2006, 09:08:40 PM »
No problem :) White collar crime is the way to go! :D

He has a real "deer in headlights" quality about him, so it could be easily done.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2006, 12:31:36 PM »
I forgot about this thread...so much fun >:D

Force feed self rehydrated dehydrated shiitake mushrooms until I die of disgust.

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2006, 12:45:35 PM »
I forgot about this thread...so much fun >:D

Force feed self rehydrated dehydrated shiitake mushrooms until I die of disgust.


ooooh you have so many good options, working with food!

And with dangerous equipment and rageaholic co-workers.

I've got another one:  Taunt the one we call "Angry Chris" until he snaps and goes postal.