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Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office

john83

Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2006, 12:08:57 PM »
this is crazy shizz.

doomkitty

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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2006, 12:09:20 PM »
Crush a bunch of light bulbs and breathe deeply.

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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2006, 12:18:25 PM »
colonoscopy with webcam or optical mouse
lobotomy with cafeteria plasticware
breast implant with bathroom seat covers

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2006, 12:18:33 PM »
damn sara.  I can't decide if I want or don't want your work history

Very curious about your work history.

I forgot to add - lock self in scary walk in freezer, sit down, and wait.

Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2006, 12:19:58 PM »
Anyone else gonna eat as much copier paper as possible until they die from an overdose? :)

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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2006, 12:23:00 PM »
Cleaning fluid cocktails!!!

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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2006, 12:27:19 PM »
scotch-tape body between elevator doors

doomkitty

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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2006, 01:48:04 PM »
strangle self with telephone cords or Cat5

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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2006, 01:50:02 PM »
flirt with the secretary whiose big BF sits close by...

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Re: Brainstorm ways to kill yourself using the supplies in your office
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2006, 08:41:07 PM »
So, at work tonight, in honor of this thread that I was reading just before I left for work, I (and a friend) started brainstorming ways to kill ourselves.  But we soon found that it was much more fun to brainstorm ways to kill the boss.