Law School Discussion

Best Legal Lines

thechoson

Best Legal Lines
« on: August 10, 2004, 09:54:49 AM »
What are the best legal lines you've heard? Here's mine.

"Sure, you can refuse to settle.  You can take this to trial, and I have no doubt you'd win, because, why would i want to settle, hehe.  But, I will slap you with injunction after injunction after injunction. And then when you finally go to trial, even if you win, I will slap you with so many appeals that by the time you collect, the only thing you'll get is Social Security. Got it?"

DEATH