I'll answer for him:
Do you ever feel like, because of your fame, people can never truly get to know who you are? Like sometimes the world just wants to get a piece of you?
No, I now realize that I am a giant toolshed and anyone who wants to know me is too.
have you told your parents you're a child molester yet?
no, not yet. i will once they get out of prison.
aren't you from texas?
isn't that like, Norte Mexico?
No, Davy, I'm from Sucktown, MA.
Will you list the acronyms used on LSD and their meanings?
What's an acronym?