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Who are your favorite characters?

Homer
42 (15.4%)
Bart
11 (4%)
Lisa
23 (8.4%)
Marge
3 (1.1%)
Maggie
2 (0.7%)
Ralph Wiggum
32 (11.7%)
Chief Wiggum
6 (2.2%)
Patty or Selma (yes, they count as one choice)
2 (0.7%)
Mayor Quimby
4 (1.5%)
Mr. Burns
21 (7.7%)
Smithers
5 (1.8%)
Comic Book Guy
17 (6.2%)
Principal Skinner
2 (0.7%)
Apu
13 (4.8%)
Moe
15 (5.5%)
Barney
6 (2.2%)
Lenny or Carl (again, one choice here)
5 (1.8%)
Milhouse
3 (1.1%)
Nelson
4 (1.5%)
Jimbo, Dolph, or Kearney
0 (0%)
Dr. Nick
9 (3.3%)
Sideshow Bob
9 (3.3%)
Rainier Wolfcastle / McBain
5 (1.8%)
Krusty
2 (0.7%)
Lionel Hutz
15 (5.5%)
Troy McClure
8 (2.9%)
Any Flanders (Ned, Rod, Todd, or Maude)
5 (1.8%)
Martin Prince
0 (0%)
Duffman
4 (1.5%)

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The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread

Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #260 on: May 18, 2006, 02:28:35 PM »
I think I already posted it, but my personal favorite Hutz moment was:

Hutz: Uh oh, Judge Snider
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Hutz: He's kind of had it out for me after I kind of ran over his dog
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Hutz: Well, actually replace the words "kind of" with "repeatedly" and the word dog with "son"

Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #261 on: May 18, 2006, 02:33:20 PM »
Oh, and who can forget this classic:

Bart: One day I want to be a lawyer

Hutz: That's great. If there's one thing America needs it's more lawyers - Could you imagine a world without lawyers?

[Cuts to a fantasy of people of all nations dancing around in peace and harmony]

Hutz: *Shudder*

Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #262 on: May 18, 2006, 08:08:15 PM »
Homer: "It's not just a store, Marge. It's a MEGA STORE! Mega means good and store means thing."

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #263 on: May 18, 2006, 10:43:27 PM »
Homer: :doing impersonations:
[Homer] Hello Marge
[Marge] Hi Homey!
[Homer] Sign this please!
[Marge] You're the boss!
[Child] Daddy! Ask the man for some candy!
[Homer] No no, no candy for you!
[Child] Well at least get some candy for yourself!
[Homer] Hehehe... kids.
Guy: Here's your candy!
Homer: So long, sucker!
Guy: Uuh, sir, your life savings?
Homer: Uuh, yes. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent.

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #264 on: May 18, 2006, 10:53:06 PM »
I like that one where Homer and Mr Burns give all their money to Fidel.  I can't remember the exact quotes, but how can you not trust the guy?

How about the one where Homer becomes Mr. Burns' prank monkey?

Mr. Burns: Hurl this (pudding) at THAT (lenny)
Homer: At Lenny, but he's a war hero!
Mr. Burns: Well lets decorate him, then.
Homer: No!
Mr. Burns: Not even for... four dollars!?
Homer: :hurls it:
Lenny: Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Mr. Burns: Ahaha, that was capital! My lung is aching.
Homer: I like when I threw the pudding!
Mr. Burns: Do it again! I'll make it an even eight.
Homer: You're the boss :hurls another:
Lenny: Ow! I'm in hell!

Mr. Burns: Let's keep the laugh's coming eh, Simpson? Let's say I make you my executive in charge of recreation. No, better yet.. my prank monkey!
Homer: Will you keep giving me money?
Mr. Burns: I can't have my little monkey running around in rags!
Homer: Woohoo! :hurls another pudding, at Carl:
Carl: HEY!
Mr. Burns: What are you doing, man!? That's Carl!

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #265 on: May 18, 2006, 10:59:46 PM »
Prank monkey has ever since been one of my favorite terms  8)

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #266 on: May 19, 2006, 07:10:22 AM »
better than reeking of hot panda love


ewwwwwwwwwww

Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #267 on: May 19, 2006, 08:36:33 AM »
how about when homer is trying to get a letter back that he sent to mr. burns (i think that's what happens...)

homer: (in disguised voice) hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.

clerk: ok mr. burns, what's your first name?

homer: i don't know.

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #268 on: May 22, 2006, 12:21:38 PM »
remember the episode where the mayor blamed all the problems on illegal immigrants?

does that seem familiar to anyone else right now???

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Re: The Simpsons, random references, and other funny stuff thread
« Reply #269 on: May 22, 2006, 12:37:14 PM »
remember the episode where the mayor blamed all the problems on illegal immigrants?

does that seem familiar to anyone else right now???

Sad that our country is run by those who behave like cartoon characters?