Why are people even wasting time with this thread?
To the OP: Grow up, and realize that the blame for not getting the gpa you needed to get into the schools you wanted was 100% YOUR FAULT. Based on your list of "accomplishments" you spent about 1 hour a week studying between being an athlete and parties at your frat, among everything else you did.
And if you have such a problem with being so underrepresented *at your undergrad* then why in god's name did you go there? This all boils down to decisions YOU made, and now your refusal to take responsibility.
*And for the record, as others have said, when you start talking about URMs in the LEGAL PROFESSION, you're not looking at whether a group is a minority in the United States overall, you're looking at whether a group is underrepresented in the legal profession only. Yes, Jews have been discriminated against in the past. Yes, you may face some discrimition in your life. BUT looking at the numbers of law students, lawyers, judges, etc. throughout the country, Jews are NOT an underrepresented minority.