A girls guide to understanding guys...

[->Soon]

didnt see anything like this, so i thought id added.

so, in no particual order....


crying = cheating
nagging is not the way to get your way
withholding sex is, but not very fair
we will ALWAYS look, so get over it
of course we hate your male freinds.  we KNOW what their thinking!
as long as you look nice, we dont care what dress you wear.
you can never be too old for cartoons or the 3 stooges
that ratty shirt you hate is the most comfortable one we own.
talking naughty, wiggling, moaning, drooling are all good.
a womans horniest day is an avg day for us
cant you accept the fact we love you without constant "we need to talk" re-assurances?
if we say you look beautiful, believe us
we cant help any natural body odor emissions
a few stuffed animals is cute.  a bunch is scary
mr fluffums is not a good name for a pet.

there are many more....

[ivywhore]

a woman's most beautiful feature are her eyes.

[->Soon]

the simple truth is, you are not capable of handling the remote effectively, thats why we do it for you.

you would make basic rookie mistakes, like watching commercials, stopping on lifetime, turning to oprah, etc...

[ivywhore]

nowadays the food channel....what's up with that?

[lsatflunkie]

A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

[->Soon]

that would be sweet.

only rich guys can achieve it though



your freinds are suitable fantasy material
if we spend so much time working, its cause we want to be able to buy you nice things

[->Soon]

A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

Man, I won't do either of those things.

 

U MUST BE GAY

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finding you in bed with another guy = bad
finding you in bed with a girl = good
a gorgous girl = better
letting us join in = best

we will clean when we think its dirty.
there are more than 2 states(clean or dirty) to clothing.  theres an entire spectrum your simply not aware of.

[->Soon]

just cause we see s3x differently than you do doesnt make it wrong.

[->Soon]

its just as ez for you to put the seat down as it is for us.

[john83]

A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

way to break down the entire male population into two sentences.