didnt see anything like this, so i thought id added.
so, in no particual order....
crying = cheating
nagging is not the way to get your way
withholding sex is, but not very fair
we will ALWAYS look, so get over it
of course we hate your male freinds. we KNOW what their thinking!
as long as you look nice, we dont care what dress you wear.
you can never be too old for cartoons or the 3 stooges
that ratty shirt you hate is the most comfortable one we own.
talking naughty, wiggling, moaning, drooling are all good.
a womans horniest day is an avg day for us
cant you accept the fact we love you without constant "we need to talk" re-assurances?
if we say you look beautiful, believe us
we cant help any natural body odor emissions
a few stuffed animals is cute. a bunch is scary
mr fluffums is not a good name for a pet.
there are many more....