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A girls guide to understanding guys...

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #50 on: July 27, 2007, 06:30:57 AM »
A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

If I could substitute cleaning for cooking, I'd go for that.

And you can have the damn remote as long as I get to watch my BoSox games uninterrupted.

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #51 on: July 27, 2007, 06:45:46 AM »
A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

If I could substitute cleaning for cooking, I'd go for that.

And you can have the damn remote as long as I get to watch my BoSox games uninterrupted.

wow, so youd be willing to cook and give him BJ's on call?

your a dream woman!

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #52 on: July 27, 2007, 06:51:42 AM »
A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

If I could substitute cleaning for cooking, I'd go for that.

And you can have the damn remote as long as I get to watch my BoSox games uninterrupted.

wow, so youd be willing to cook and give him BJ's on call?

your a dream woman!

There's obviously certain circumstances that it wouldn't happen, but for the most part...

For example, you can't just leave work, but if you're close enough, I've got a lunch I have to take. I refuse to be late for things that are actually important, so there'd be no slow lovin' in the morning, but that doesn't mean it's out all together. I'm demanding though.

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #53 on: July 27, 2007, 07:01:31 AM »
A man wants two things in life...
A woman to clean up after him and a woman who's willing to give him BJ's on call.

It's that simple.

If I could substitute cleaning for cooking, I'd go for that.

And you can have the damn remote as long as I get to watch my BoSox games uninterrupted.

wow, so youd be willing to cook and give him BJ's on call?

your a dream woman!

There's obviously certain circumstances that it wouldn't happen, but for the most part...

For example, you can't just leave work, but if you're close enough, I've got a lunch I have to take. I refuse to be late for things that are actually important, so there'd be no slow lovin' in the morning, but that doesn't mean it's out all together. I'm demanding though.

ya know, when its cold this winter, you should consider a florida vacation.

to tampa  ;D

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #54 on: July 27, 2007, 07:39:14 AM »
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2007, 07:42:29 AM »
stop whining and do something about your problems. most of the time we can't fix it and complaining will do nothing for you.

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« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2007, 08:22:15 AM »
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.

How bout baseball? I could use a little help with my swing.

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« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2007, 08:28:50 AM »
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.

How bout baseball? I could use a little help with my swing.

That's acceptable. It's all in the wrists.  ;)

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2007, 08:45:14 AM »
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.

How bout baseball? I could use a little help with my swing.

That's acceptable. It's all in the wrists.  ;)

Oh yeah? I used to play the drums, that's all about the wrists too. I'm sure I'd be a natural with a bat.

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Re: A girls guide to understanding guys...
« Reply #59 on: July 27, 2007, 08:46:49 AM »
its okay for you to do yoga. dont bring us into it. if you want to go lift weights or play basketball we'd be happy to teach you.

How bout baseball? I could use a little help with my swing.

That's acceptable. It's all in the wrists.  ;)

Oh yeah? I used to play the drums, that's all about the wrists too. I'm sure I'd be a natural with a bat.

I bet you would.  :-*