I'll give it a try, for old time's, procrastination's, and insomnia's sakes, although it's probably not too challenging:
South Park Protagonist
i thought you were retired.
where you headed this summer?
I did, and I'm working on it. Boston and/or DC.
EDIT: Also, I'm not 100% sure who you are. It's been awhile.
I was thinking Kazakhstan. "Cause" + "Uck" + "Stan"?
I didn't know how to pronounce my country, but I could imagine "Cheer+Giz+Stan," or close enough.