Geography Riddles

[Miss P]

No, I wrote, "Get out!  I never thought any judge would hire little ol' ME!"

I think you would make a good clerk solely because I can see you lurking in the courtroom just out of the judge's line of sight.  I don't know why this would make you a good clerk.  I've been up since 2 am of some day that might be today.  How's the new semester treating you?

I would make a good clerk because I am nothing if not obedient, obviously.  The sightlines thing is just an added bonus.

The new semester has torts, finally.  That's a good quality. 

[maddlibs]

I always forget that Titikaka is two syllables.  My bad.

I'm picking up your sarcasm...........

I realized that later, I meant something else

Obviously

[rojo]

I always forget that Titikaka is two syllables.  My bad.

I'm picking up your sarcasm...........

I realized that later, I meant something else

Obviously

I habve a third mipple it's a fact.

1st or 2nd is called a nipple but if it's the 3rd, it's called a mipple?

[H4CS]

1st or 2nd is called a nipple but if it's the 3rd, it's called a mipple?

Man, what a weird thread this became.

[jazzband]

1st or 2nd is called a nipple but if it's the 3rd, it's called a mipple?

Man, what a weird thread this became.

You can say that again.

[jazzband]

new riddles?

[Miss P]

3. creek!

[Miss P]

3. creek!

nice. Do you know #1?

Well, I would have said "bat" but that doesn't seem to work, so I think I am just having a big airhead moment.

[Miss P]

3. creek!

nice. Do you know #1?

Well, I would have said "bat" but that doesn't seem to work, so I think I am just having a big airhead moment.

 

Oh, duh, I'm usually so much better at these.  Bat-ill-creek.  Battle Creek.

[Miss P]

Miss P, I think you're up.

Is there a pinch hitter available?  I like catching more than pitching, you know.  And I love mixed metaphors.