Geography Riddles

[fatchance]

I am not bright enough to get even one of these.

I am not bright enough to go to bed.  It's 5:30 in the morning.  I can't figure out what nascar's ancestor was.  I keep trying to peddle my desk like it was Fred Flinstone's car.  It's not working.

Do not fret Captain- a clue for you.

 another way to say "cattle"

[Pirate Pete]

I am not bright enough to get even one of these.

I am not bright enough to go to bed.  It's 5:30 in the morning.  I can't figure out what nascar's ancestor was.  I keep trying to peddle my desk like it was Fred Flinstone's car.  It's not working.

Do not fret Captain- a clue for you.

 another way to say "cattle"

Oh duh.  Well, I've been symptomatically brainwashed to not fight back, so I'll let someone else answer.

I keep thinking it's "Steerhome" or "BovineKansas"

So, Cap'n, let us know if you've figured it out.

[fatchance]

Stock- home

Stockholm!!

[Pirate Pete]

Stock- home

Stockholm!!

Good one...

This one should be pretty easy given it's 1:00 in the morning.

1) Intermediate knitting project?
2) Third person form of "to be"
3) Most posts?

[magnumalv]

Nobody?

1. 867-5309's owner
2. Joint
3. State abbreviation

[magnumalv]

yay! I figured it just got lost in the shuffle.

[magnumalv]

Ok, here's another:

1. Wood
2. Drug
3. Soda

[maddlibs]

Ok, here's another:

1. Wood
2. Drug
3. Soda

uhhhhh?


 A State

2 syllables

1. Jesus' mother
2. airplane finish

[maddlibs]

Ok, here's another:

1. Wood
2. Drug
3. Soda

uhhhhh?


 A State

2 syllables

1. Jesus' mother
2. airplane finish

Maryland... too easy?

[maddlibs]

A State

2 syllables

1. Jesus' mother
2. airplane finish

Maryland


Japaneese city

1. almost a nasty insult
2. what the crowd says after something surprising impressive happens
3. a type of tree
4. what you say after your first sip of a can of coke

Ni Ga Sa Kee? Fuk U O KA? Dork oo Pine AH?