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DUCK/TIME-LIFE MUSIC PRESENTS: KTJA&Nesnut, APC- Sweet Song Stylings of the 80s

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Duck has requested that our totally kick-ass law firm have a theme song that we play every week.  We thought it would give all the musically inclined people on the Off-Topic Boards some fun to screw around with songs we all know and love/hate.

Here are the rules:

1. The firm will choose a particular 80s song, and we would ask that you, the LSD community, alter the song to fit a law-related/whatever the hell your imagination can come up with theme into it. 

2. I will take the best versions of the song and set up a poll to allow people to vote on which version they think is the best.  After a winner is selected, a new song will be posted, and the madness will begin again.

Here is this week's song: POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME, by Def Leppard

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

[guitar solo]

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

Take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Oh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Pour your sugar on me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!

Slow Blues

Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2006, 11:07:24 AM »
We got motherfuckin snakes on the plane!!!!

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Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2006, 11:09:38 AM »
We got motherfuckin snakes on the plane!!!!

please incorporate that into the above song and I can almost guaruntee you will be a millionaire one day

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Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2006, 11:17:57 AM »
The department working on the prosecution of Michael Jackson submits the following:

Luka - Suzanne Vega

Luka - Suzanne Vega
My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was

I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud

They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore

Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone

With nothing broken, nothing thrown
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am

halfjewhalfgoy

Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2006, 11:18:04 AM »
Poison owns Def Leppard.  look what the cat dragged in.

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Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2006, 11:19:00 AM »
Poison owns Def Leppard.  look what the cat dragged in.

this might have to be a new thread: 80s Band Deathmatches

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Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2006, 11:22:12 AM »
Poison owns Def Leppard.  look what the cat dragged in.

this might have to be a new thread: 80s Band Deathmatches

I like your style (we could steal Stan's idea with polls and a bracket system).  Not just bands, though, but individual singers, too (how else can we pitt Debbie Gibson against Belinda Carlisle?)

halfjewhalfgoy

Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2006, 11:22:33 AM »
yes: be nice to that homeless man on the street he might have thrown you a guitar pick in the 80's.

Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2006, 11:23:33 AM »
setting: The firm of KTJA & Nesnut, APC. Nesnutís office after hours, lights are dimmed, candles are lit and wine is on a table, everyone else at the firm has gone home for the night. Ktja walks in wearing a sexy little number and nesnut breaks out into this tune (he is also playing the guitar).

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
(as sung to Ktja by Nesnut)

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Law is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lawyer with a cellular phone
Lookin' like a gunner, like a law school tramp
Hotshot female Attorney, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lawyer, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent Attorney sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a casebrief, shake it up
Break the bank baby, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy female Attorney in a one man show
Courtroom queen, mannequin, rhythm of law
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little
Make money a little more
Easy hot lawyer babe come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent Attorney sugar me, yeah

Take a lawsuit, win it up
Break the other side baby, break them up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

[guitar solo]

You got the looks baby, and a T14 degree
Iím just a TTT, honey make some money for me
Sweet to taste, profit
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

Take a lawyer, shake him up
Break all the rules baby, break them up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Oh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Make some money for me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!

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Re: KTJA&Nesnut, APC requests YOUR help in finding a theme song
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2006, 11:26:53 AM »
setting: The firm of KTJA & Nesnut, APC. Nesnutís office after hours, lights are dimmed, candles are lit and wine is on a table, everyone else at the firm has gone home for the night. Ktja walks in wearing a sexy little number and nesnut breaks out into this tune (he is also playing the guitar).

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
(as sung to Ktja by Nesnut)

Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Law is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lawyer with a cellular phone
Lookin' like a gunner, like a law school tramp
Hotshot female Attorney, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lawyer, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent Attorney sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a casebrief, shake it up
Break the bank baby, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy female Attorney in a one man show
Courtroom queen, mannequin, rhythm of law
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
Tease a little
Make money a little more
Easy hot lawyer babe come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss innocent Attorney sugar me, yeah

Take a lawsuit, win it up
Break the other side baby, break them up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet yeah

[guitar solo]

You got the looks baby, and a T14 degree
Iím just a TTT, honey make some money for me
Sweet to taste, profit
'Cos I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

Take a lawyer, shake him up
Break all the rules baby, break them up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon fire me up
Make some money for me
Oh, I can't get enough
Pour some sugar on me
Oh, in the name of law
Pour some sugar on me
Get it, come get it
Make some money for me
Ooh
Pour some sugar on me
Yeah! Sugar me!

OH MY GOD- this was the best thing I have ever read- I love that I have a guitar solo, by the way.   :D :D :D :D

"lookin' like a gunner, law school tramp"- wow, that was hilarious