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Kick-Ass 80s Law Firm: The Law Offices of KTJA & Nesnut, A Professional Corp.

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Ask them for me please. im about to set sail on a seven day cruise. oh, yea. women in bikinis

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You people blew this thread up while I was sleeping.  This is a lot of reading to do to catch up on people!  Lot of P-dubbing!  Oh well, I read it all anyway.  Now I'm up, and I'm not stopping till I hit 1000!
Can i be the firm accountant. I'm not to shady. numbers give me wet dreams. 
You'd have to ask nesnut or KTJA..

Speaking of which, hey KTJA or nesnut, what authority do I have now that I'm partner? ? ?...

Um yeah...Captain Eo and I will have to have a "supreme chancellor/ess meeting" to determine this.  Please hold.

that was the hottest meeting ever

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I mean, we got a lot of really hard work done (@#!*, that still sounds sexual...)

Okay, got it:

We did it.

DAMN IT!  Whatever- Partners have the power to assign cases and take on enw ones, as well as to hire support staff- new attorneys still go through ktja and I.  Also, partners get automatic first dibs on the cocaine stash, as well as free access to Mr. McDuck's money vault.  you are also allowed 2 time travel trips per year; please see Sno for access to either the Delorean or Telephone booth

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I believe the members of this firm do not sleep, they spend countless hours on LSD, and then bill clients, is that the way this thing works?  No one actually does work, but bill by the hours they are on, and the number of posts they submit on LSD?

john83

has my application been reviewed?

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has my application been reviewed?

yeah, ktja approved it earlier in the thread- welcome aboard!  Please be advised you will be DJing for company partioes

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has my application been reviewed?

yeah, ktja approved it earlier in the thread- welcome aboard!  Please be advised you will be DJing for company partioes

As Senior Events Coordinator, I have a new party for you to prep for.  We have just hired Whitesnake as a new client and are throwing a bash in their honor.  You will need to prepare music for this.  I will secure the coke and Zima.  I just need a volunteer to secure Tawny Kitain and the car from that video.

john83

do i have a title?

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Whose the office b!tch?  Every office has to have a b!tch.

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do i have a title?

Partner, Law Offices of ktja and Nesnut, APC: P-dub Authority & Proceurer of Illicit Materials

Is that okay?

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Whose the office b!tch?  Every office has to have a b!tch.

I think it is Kelly Kapowski