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Native American-180, 4.0
« on: August 05, 2004, 11:41:07 AM »
That is right, I am a full blooded native american with a 4.0 and 180 on the lsat.  also, i am a paraplegic who won a gold medal (in the real olympics, was born to drug addict parents, won a pulitzer (when i was 10), is up for the nobel peace prize, rhodes scholar, cured cancer (plan to realeas it this fall, right before lschool admissions).  Now, my question:  What are my chances at Cooley?  Just wondering, I looked on chiashu and they said it was only .45%, but I really want to go there.  Any comments would be appreciated.

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2004, 11:59:59 AM »
That is right, I am a full blooded native american with a 4.0 and 180 on the lsat.  also, i am a paraplegic who won a gold medal (in the real olympics, was born to drug addict parents, won a pulitzer (when i was 10), is up for the nobel peace prize, rhodes scholar, cured cancer (plan to realeas it this fall, right before lschool admissions).  Now, my question:  What are my chances at Cooley?  Just wondering, I looked on chiashu and they said it was only .45%, but I really want to go there.  Any comments would be appreciated.

0%.  You are obviously lying, because I am the one who cured cancer!

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2004, 02:00:58 PM »
Funny.

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2004, 02:14:36 PM »
DONT FEED THE WHITE TROLL
'why does it hurt so much when i poke it?'

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2004, 04:46:39 PM »
Well, hopefully you are smart enough to spell the following:

Y-A-L-E

H-A-R-V-A-R-D

T-O-O-L

DEATH

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2004, 11:29:18 AM »
LOL!  Are you freaking serious?! 

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2004, 02:37:09 PM »
I think the posts that are even funnier (and perhaps more annoying) are those that goes something like:

I have a 3.8 from my first semester in college.  I am thinking of majoring in Lawyering.  I am certain that I can maintain my GPA through all 4 years of college, or even raise it up a little.  I have also yet to take a sample LSAT, but according to my family, I argue really well and would make a good lawyer.  So I think with studying, I can pull a 178.  I now need to know what are my chances at Yale and Harvard if I have a 3.9 and 178?  Thanks.

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2004, 03:05:09 PM »
yeah, those are the best!

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2004, 02:44:47 PM »
Hey dude- do you believe in karma
Push the stick foward, the houses get bigger; pull back, the houses get smaller... unless you keep pulling back, then they get bigger again

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Re: Native American-180, 4.0
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2004, 02:50:20 PM »
you talkin to me?