This school's admission's office is a bunch of slackers. There's been no action on LSN for weeks, and they have a policy of notifying everyone by April 1. What could they possibly be doing these days.
I'm picturing a bunch of sloths, sitting around, eating ho-ho's and pizza, maybe watching march madness, and using applications for napkins to wipe their greasy hands.
I know I'll probably get waitlisted or denied in the end, but what could they possibly be waiting for? Imagine if some other business tried to pass of the efficiency of this admission's office. Higher ed. jobs are such a joke.