Iowa has always been ranked in the top 25, but I seriously don't see why they deserve such ranking. They are located in a very small town, far away from any major legal market, it doesn't have such a strong national reputation and the school doesn't seem particularly strong in any field. Can someone explain to me why they are so highly regarded?
I offer up the following, sun to the tune of "War (what is it good for)" with a few changes here and there by your truly:
Iowa, huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
Iowa huh yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
Say it again y'all
Iowa, huh good god
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. Listen to me
Iowa-I despise
cause its way out
In the middle of nowhere
Iowa means boredom every day and night
When there ain’t nothing to do
And your bored outta your mind
Iowa, huh good god y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it again
Iowa whoa lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen to me
It ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
Friend only to the undertaker
Oh Iowa, is an enemy to all mankind
the thought of spending three years in surely Iowa blows my mind
Iowa is in the top 25 for no damn good reason
damn fake prestige, who wants to go there?
Iowa, good god y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it say it say it
Iowa uh huh yeah huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen to me
It ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
got one friend that's the undertaker
oh Iowa has shattered many young law lawyer’s dreams
made him wish he’d gone to a better school, made him bitter and mean
life is much to short and precious to go to a school like Iowa at all
Iowa can't give life it can only take it away oooooh
Iowa, huh good god y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. say it say again
Iowa whoa lord
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing. listen
It ain't nothin but a heartbreaker
Friend only to the undertaker
Prestige, money and a good nightlife, tell me
Is there no place for them today
they say going to any top 25 will bring them to us
but lord knows there's got to be a better way than Iowa, good god ya’ll!