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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #160 on: February 05, 2007, 04:51:36 PM »
Yes, that gym does rock.  What does not rock, however, are the piles of antique computer parts that adorn many of the library's secluded study rooms.  Perhaps they could have paid the man who was installing the high-def TV's above the treadmills to remove the dot-matrix printers rendering numerous study carrels inoperable.

High-def TVs above the treadmills!  Sweet!
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« Reply #161 on: February 05, 2007, 05:08:17 PM »
It's true, it's true.  Sure they had to fire a few faculty members to put in the steamroom, but there is nothing Stuart Scott can't teach me...booya Your Honor!
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #162 on: February 05, 2007, 05:46:52 PM »
I didn't realize it was rare.

It's not rare here.  Seriously, that could be an also-ran for the top three worst things here.  Stop hooking up with people in your section people.

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« Reply #163 on: March 19, 2007, 08:13:32 PM »
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« Reply #164 on: April 03, 2007, 07:14:17 PM »
I stumbled across this thread while doing a search for info on UVA, and it is just as hilarious as it was the first time I read it!
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #165 on: April 03, 2007, 07:15:48 PM »
I stumbled across this thread while doing a search for info on UVA, and it is just as hilarious as it was the first time I read it!

What? Is the search button back? Lol  :D
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #166 on: April 03, 2007, 07:20:34 PM »
I stumbled across this thread while doing a search for info on UVA, and it is just as hilarious as it was the first time I read it!

What? Is the search button back? Lol  :D

Well, I kinda found it by accident.  Go to the main homepage (the one for the whole site, not just the prelaw board) and enter your terms in the general search box.  It's not as nice as it used to be, but it still gets the job done.  hth :)
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #167 on: April 03, 2007, 07:49:46 PM »
THE MOST OFFICIAL LIST:

YALE
1. Nerds
2. Doesn't impress people nearly as much as you thought it would ("It's ranked #1.  Even above Harvard.")
3. Connecticut battles with Delaware for the most irrelevant state on the NE Corridor.

HARVARD
1. Colder than a caribou's nutsack
2. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Yale"
3. Way too prestigious, your head might explode

STANFORD
1. Having to explain how it's actually just as prestigious as Harvard or Yale
2. Motherf*ckin' East Coast 4 Life, Biyatch!
3. "Instead of sending a hold letter or a waitlist or rejection or something, maybe we'll just not say sh*t and assume they'll get the point."

COLUMBIA
1. Hey guys, in case you didn't notice, you're in New York City!
2. Having to sign and send in the "Agreement to go into BigLaw" contract with your tuition deposit
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Harvard"

NYU
1. "Why did you go there instead of Columbia?"
2. "I want to study International Law.  Or Entertainment Law."  Yeah, and I want to study Oral Sex Law.
3. "No actually it's ranked #4.  Yeah, right behind Harvard.  It's really prestigious."

CHICAGO
1. "Hahaha!  What?  Oh, that?  It's called laughter.  Just having fun.  F-U-N.  It's a noun.  It means..."
2. Nerdiest nerds in the city of Nerdville
3. Becoming dependent on Prozac and Adderall

PENN
1. Joe Pa probably doesn't have many years left in him (stolen from Pancho, it's too perfect)
2. If NYC is your successful father, Philly is your uncouth crackhead failure of an uncle
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Columbia"

UVA
1. Not white?  Not preppy?  Not an a**hole?  Tough sh*t.
2. Don't like what tiny Charlottesville has to offer?  Tough sh*t.
3. Possibly 2nd most obnoxious undergrads (Newsflash:  You aren't "Ivy-caliber", "Southern Ivy" or "Public Ivy", you're "Ivy rejects")

MICHIGAN
1. Knowing if you were there 20 years ago, you'd be in a top-3 school.
2. No, seriously.  This isn't funny.  Windchill is negative what?!?
3. Who the f*ck is trying to move to Michigan?

BERKELEY
1. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Stanford.  Stanford sucks, dude."
2. That garbage "Go hyphy, go stupid, go retarded" slang and music
3. "University of California does not care about black people"

DOOK
1. Worst undergraduate population ever (Highest "Do*chebag Rating" in US News)
2. Lacrosse team is having a down season
3. Coack K (aka Ratface), Redick, Laettner, Ferry, Collins, Wojo, etc., etc.

NORTHWESTERN
1. Kellogg's b*tch
2. Those winter winds are more oppressive than Mussolini
3. Ivy League athletics, Big Ten conference

CORNELL
1. Literally located in the worst place in the western hemisphere
2. The sky only varies between shades of gray
3. The butt of the Ivy League

GEORGETOWN
1. Admitting to a layperson that it isn't quite that prestigious.  "No, it's not really in the top 10, but it's in the top 14!"
2. "Hold up, it takes how long to get to the real Georgetown area?"
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of [every other T-14]"

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #168 on: April 03, 2007, 10:33:30 PM »
Georgetown
1. If you want to do anything but PI or work for a non-profit, your interests won't be catered to.
2. The most exciting thing within walking distance is the US Tax Court
3. Commuter campus.

Berkeley
1. It's not Stanford.
2. The building is dilapidated.
3. Hippies

NYU
1. You will waive at the people sitting in the cafes, but you will go home and eat a frozen dinner. Even your couch won't have loose pennies in it.
2. You can't sit in Washington Square without every bum in NYC asking you to "fund" his "organization."
3. We're busy looking cooler than Columbia.

Columbia
1. You'll discover where all the anorexics and kids with anxiety disorder got shipped off to after they finished with the Mayo clinic.
2. You'll have fabulous views from your classrooms...of Harlem
3. After 1L you'll be convinced that your life is completely worthless if you don't get hired by the V5, at which point you will walk into Harlmen by yourself with no reservations at 4am and hope to not come back.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #169 on: May 01, 2007, 04:09:50 PM »
1. the people
2. the stupid crap you have to learn
3. class

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