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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2006, 10:30:23 AM »

it's *almost* a laugh that you follow up your "to each his own" rant the way that you do.
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2006, 10:40:19 AM »
Stanford

1. administration doesn't really care about grad students (undergrads are the coddled babies of the university)


You will find this pretty much everywhere, because undergrads are "consumers" while grad students are "professionals in training."
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2006, 11:45:51 AM »
1. Looks like the buildings were donated by Taco Bell.

Vapid - your post is HILARIOUS overall.  180.  I was LMAO when I saw #1 for S though.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2006, 11:56:00 AM »
Yale:

1. The worst city in the top five.
2. All classmates are disabled URMS who overcame poverty, descrimination and sex-slavery to win a pulitzer/nobel prize (hard to be a 'big fish').
3. All other law students from different schools hate you.

Harvard:

1. You have to constantly hear people say "Hahhhhvard."
2. All the undergrads are sexually experimental and coked out of their minds. (Could be 'best' thing.)
3. Your nothing if aren't at least an associate Supreme Court justice upon graduating.

Stanford:

1. Come on, it was started by a rich kook (which is why I'd never go to Soros State Law).
2. IP law is so pre-Afghanistan.
3. Too much distracting sunshine (see 'Best reasons to go to Chicago').

Columbia:

1. The only people who rejected a better school to come here are the three people making recruitment calls.
2. You are socially obligated to go into biglaw or no one will talk to you.
3. Too egotiscal from only having to compete with NYU.

NYU:

1. The Law School was opened in 1986 (I haven't researched this - could be off by a few years).
2. One step above a correspondance college.
3. Everyone I hate from H.S. goes to law school there.

Meant in good fun.  :P

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2006, 04:00:06 PM »
Very funny posts...

Vapid's right...you coastal people are disregarding the rest of the US. And I'm sure many of you think the rest of the U.S. is trash. Funny enough...to me, both coasts seem repulsive places to settle down. The East Coast in particular seems like one big nasty, crowded, dirty, cold, hyper-competitive bubble. We all think that each other is crazy. There is so much diversity of perpective in this country...but I wouldn't want to live for long without the freedom, space, and cheap prices I enjoy here in the southern U.S. Of course, I would like to see the Bush right split part of Texas off into their own country so I could truly be free...so there are some things about my region and its values that I vehemently reject, too...but I digress...
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2006, 04:52:04 PM »
Not a T-14 snob so here's my dish

VIRGINIA: Good Christian, God Fearing, Freedom loving patriots who live 80 miles from the Capital of the Confederate States of America

Harvard, Yale and Columbia: Godless, Communist Freedom Hating pinkos
NYU, Stanford:Disciples of Shintoism, Budaism, Scientologism, Sexism, Pornism, Cocainism and Lesbeenism
Michigan, Penn and Chicago: I hear all the students have been dead since the revolutionary war and what we see now are ant infested corpses walking on campus
Berkeley, GULC Ah hear they permit Lesbeenism and practice Idolatory
Cornell: They want murderous felons released and living among us
Northwestern: They worship Mammon
Duke : They chickened out in the battle for Knoxville..Cowards


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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2006, 10:35:13 PM »
Yale:

1. The worst city in the top five.
2. All classmates are disabled URMS who overcame poverty, descrimination and sex-slavery to win a pulitzer/nobel prize (hard to be a 'big fish').
3. All other law students from different schools hate you.

Harvard:

1. You have to constantly hear people say "Hahhhhvard."
2. All the undergrads are sexually experimental and coked out of their minds. (Could be 'best' thing.)
3. Your nothing if aren't at least an associate Supreme Court justice upon graduating.

Stanford:

1. Come on, it was started by a rich kook (which is why I'd never go to Soros State Law).
2. IP law is so pre-Afghanistan.
3. Too much distracting sunshine (see 'Best reasons to go to Chicago').

Columbia:

1. The only people who rejected a better school to come here are the three people making recruitment calls.
2. You are socially obligated to go into biglaw or no one will talk to you.
3. Too egotiscal from only having to compete with NYU.

NYU:

1. The Law School was opened in 1986 (I haven't researched this - could be off by a few years).
2. One step above a correspondance college.
3. Everyone I hate from H.S. goes to law school there.

Meant in good fun.  :P

VAPID -- 180 for real!

InSomewhere is on point for Harvard #1.  I've been in for less than a week and I'm already sick everyone repeating me when I say Harvard -- "oh, Haahvaad?"  No, male private part, Harvard.
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2006, 12:21:48 AM »

who in their right mind would pick the east coast over the west coast?  i just don't get it.  new haven v. palo alto would be easy for me.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2006, 12:29:59 AM »
I LOVE New York, Stanley.  Put MORE people on the island.  :)
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2006, 08:32:03 AM »
i loved Vapid Unicorn's post. Hilarious! it's great whenever i see VU state his research into schools too.. he's definitely done a lot of work on that. good job
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