THE MOST OFFICIAL LIST:YALE1. Nerds2. Doesn't impress people nearly as much as you thought it would ("It's ranked #1. Even above Harvard.")3. Connecticut battles with Delaware for the most irrelevant state on the NE Corridor.HARVARD1. Colder than a caribou's nutsack2. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Yale"3. Way too prestigious, your head might explodeSTANFORD1. Having to explain how it's actually just as prestigious as Harvard or Yale2. Motherf*ckin' East Coast 4 Life, Biyatch!3. "Instead of sending a hold letter or a waitlist or rejection or something, maybe we'll just not say sh*t and assume they'll get the point."COLUMBIA1. Hey guys, in case you didn't notice, you're in New York City!2. Having to sign and send in the "Agreement to go into BigLaw" contract with your tuition deposit3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Harvard"NYU1. "Why did you go there instead of Columbia?"2. "I want to study International Law. Or Entertainment Law." Yeah, and I want to study Oral Sex Law.3. "No actually it's ranked #4. Yeah, right behind Harvard. It's really prestigious."CHICAGO1. "Hahaha! What? Oh, that? It's called laughter. Just having fun. F-U-N. It's a noun. It means..."2. Nerdiest nerds in the city of Nerdville3. Becoming dependent on Prozac and AdderallPENN1. Joe Pa probably doesn't have many years left in him (stolen from Pancho, it's too perfect) 2. If NYC is your successful father, Philly is your uncouth crackhead failure of an uncle3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Columbia"UVA1. Not white? Not preppy? Not an a**hole? Tough sh*t.2. Don't like what tiny Charlottesville has to offer? Tough sh*t.3. Possibly 2nd most obnoxious undergrads (Newsflash: You aren't "Ivy-caliber", "Southern Ivy" or "Public Ivy", you're "Ivy rejects")MICHIGAN1. Knowing if you were there 20 years ago, you'd be in a top-3 school.2. No, seriously. This isn't funny. Windchill is negative what?!?3. Who the f*ck is trying to move to Michigan?BERKELEY1. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Stanford. Stanford sucks, dude."2. That garbage "Go hyphy, go stupid, go retarded" slang and music3. "University of California does not care about black people"DOOK1. Worst undergraduate population ever (Highest "Do*chebag Rating" in US News) 2. Lacrosse team is having a down season3. Coack K (aka Ratface), Redick, Laettner, Ferry, Collins, Wojo, etc., etc.NORTHWESTERN1. Kellogg's b*tch2. Those winter winds are more oppressive than Mussolini 3. Ivy League athletics, Big Ten conferenceCORNELL1. Literally located in the worst place in the western hemisphere2. The sky only varies between shades of gray3. The butt of the Ivy LeagueGEORGETOWN1. Admitting to a layperson that it isn't quite that prestigious. "No, it's not really in the top 10, but it's in the top 14!"2. "Hold up, it takes how long to get to the real Georgetown area?"3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of [every other T-14]"
PENN1. Joe Pa probably doesn't have many years left in him.I'm not going to go through seven pages of posts to figure out if this was I joke. But I need to point out that Penn =/= Penn State.
Yes, it is a joke.
Quote from: Towelie on August 13, 2006, 05:35:01 PMYes, it is a joke. Penn?
Penn lost a lot of starters on both sides of the ball so I doubt they will finish in the top ten this year.
Quote from: ms on August 14, 2006, 01:30:11 PMPenn lost a lot of starters on both sides of the ball so I doubt they will finish in the top ten this year. Also, who wants to go to law school in State College, PA?
Quote from: bass on August 14, 2006, 01:34:56 PMQuote from: ms on August 14, 2006, 01:30:11 PMPenn lost a lot of starters on both sides of the ball so I doubt they will finish in the top ten this year. Also, who wants to go to law school in State College, PA?I'm sorry they rejected you for UG