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Princessa1

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #170 on: May 01, 2007, 05:19:38 PM »
Mmm... Minnie Driver.

I'm not suggesting that there aren't a tremendous number of hot n' taut hotties at Cornell (especially undergrad). Just... a little less blonde & bronzed. ;-)


You mean a little less fake?
o there are plenty of blonde bronzed girls...and considering the weather (which makes it unlikely for your skin to get dark or your hair to get light in the natural way) you can bet all your money that a lot of it is FAKE :)
(coming from a cornell alum with really pretty blonde highlights...but i don't fake bake...premature wrinkles are so not cute right now)
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #171 on: July 25, 2007, 07:38:54 PM »
Boalt:

1) Hippies
2) Stinky, Bush-hating, VW bus living, nasty haired, protesting, drum circling, jam banding, unneutered, "Dude" saying, pot smoking HIPPIES!
3) Ugly building that should be condemned...crawling with hippies.
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #172 on: July 27, 2007, 04:31:28 AM »
GULC
1. Hmmmm...we have an influx of cash.
2. What should we do with it?
3. Build a gymnasium!


I actually support this decision wholeheartedly.  If used, it could help prevent the fat butt syndrome that afflicts many LS girls.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #173 on: July 30, 2007, 04:00:23 PM »
THE MOST OFFICIAL LIST:

YALE
1. Nerds
2. Doesn't impress people nearly as much as you thought it would ("It's ranked #1.  Even above Harvard.")
3. Connecticut battles with Delaware for the most irrelevant state on the NE Corridor.

HARVARD
1. Colder than a caribou's nutsack
2. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Yale"
3. Way too prestigious, your head might explode

STANFORD
1. Having to explain how it's actually just as prestigious as Harvard or Yale
2. Motherf*ckin' East Coast 4 Life, Biyatch!
3. "Instead of sending a hold letter or a waitlist or rejection or something, maybe we'll just not say sh*t and assume they'll get the point."

COLUMBIA
1. Hey guys, in case you didn't notice, you're in New York City!
2. Having to sign and send in the "Agreement to go into BigLaw" contract with your tuition deposit
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Harvard"

NYU
1. "Why did you go there instead of Columbia?"
2. "I want to study International Law.  Or Entertainment Law."  Yeah, and I want to study Oral Sex Law.
3. "No actually it's ranked #4.  Yeah, right behind Harvard.  It's really prestigious."

CHICAGO
1. "Hahaha!  What?  Oh, that?  It's called laughter.  Just having fun.  F-U-N.  It's a noun.  It means..."
2. Nerdiest nerds in the city of Nerdville
3. Becoming dependent on Prozac and Adderall

PENN
1. Joe Pa probably doesn't have many years left in him (stolen from Pancho, it's too perfect)
2. If NYC is your successful father, Philly is your uncouth crackhead failure of an uncle
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Columbia"

UVA
1. Not white?  Not preppy?  Not an a**hole?  Tough sh*t.
2. Don't like what tiny Charlottesville has to offer?  Tough sh*t.
3. Possibly 2nd most obnoxious undergrads (Newsflash:  You aren't "Ivy-caliber", "Southern Ivy" or "Public Ivy", you're "Ivy rejects")

MICHIGAN
1. Knowing if you were there 20 years ago, you'd be in a top-3 school.
2. No, seriously.  This isn't funny.  Windchill is negative what?!?
3. Who the f*ck is trying to move to Michigan?

BERKELEY
1. "I actually wanted to go here instead of Stanford.  Stanford sucks, dude."
2. That garbage "Go hyphy, go stupid, go retarded" slang and music
3. "University of California does not care about black people"

DOOK
1. Worst undergraduate population ever (Highest "Do*chebag Rating" in US News)
2. Lacrosse team is having a down season
3. Coack K (aka Ratface), Redick, Laettner, Ferry, Collins, Wojo, etc., etc.

NORTHWESTERN
1. Kellogg's b*tch
2. Those winter winds are more oppressive than Mussolini
3. Ivy League athletics, Big Ten conference

CORNELL
1. Literally located in the worst place in the western hemisphere
2. The sky only varies between shades of gray
3. The butt of the Ivy League

GEORGETOWN
1. Admitting to a layperson that it isn't quite that prestigious.  "No, it's not really in the top 10, but it's in the top 14!"
2. "Hold up, it takes how long to get to the real Georgetown area?"
3. "I actually wanted to go here instead of [every other T-14]"

this is the best one ever!!!!!!
Haha this one is great!

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #174 on: July 31, 2007, 12:45:51 PM »
I should have tagged this long ago.  :)
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #175 on: July 31, 2007, 01:41:20 PM »
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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #176 on: October 15, 2007, 05:38:09 AM »
Bump
It is whispered that soon, if we all heed the call, the piper will lead us to reason.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #177 on: January 15, 2008, 12:23:51 AM »
great thread

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #178 on: January 15, 2008, 12:32:52 AM »
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Berkeley
1. Your school is pissing away its historical reputation with silly admissions/administrative decisions
2. The student to your left looks like her face caught on fire and she tried to put it out with a fork. 
3. The student to your right got extra time on the LSAT to get that 161.

My personal favorite.

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Re: Worst 3 Things about each T14
« Reply #179 on: January 28, 2008, 10:46:43 PM »
tagsies, admittedly a little late
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