I mean, this isn't an old man or anything -- It's just a small business that rakes in a LOT of money in suburban Mass. Mom and Pop was a little over the top...it's just a smaller business. Not a rickety old family owned shop or anything of that nature.
He's known me for a really long time, both high school and college, and I have done a lot of work for him over the years -- and he has asked me if he could write one for me.
I promise, I'll get better at including all my points in the first post as we go on. Lol.