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« on: February 10, 2006, 08:17:44 PM »
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Re: yet another inspired thread
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 09:48:21 PM »
Um.. I have receieved 1 speeding ticket in my life. I was clocked doing 81 in a 65 at 3 am in Kansas on HWY 77.

I paid it.

Although I worked at a muni court for a while, and plenty of girls were given a really nice deal because the prosecutor was a womanizer. It was sickening.

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Re: yet another inspired thread
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2006, 09:55:23 PM »
I think I may have the bst story for number 3.

My sister (16 and goregeous) and mom (hot aerobics instructor) were driving through the desert (Arizonia, I think).  My sister is pulled over for going 80 in a 50.  The officer asked for her license.  My mom said she had to get out of the car to get it from under the passenger's seat (they were taking turns driving across country).  The officer said that's fine, as long as she didn't pull out any thing dangerous.

My mom's response?  "Only my body."

They didn't get a ticket.
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Re: yet another inspired thread
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2006, 09:57:43 PM »
I think I may have the bst story for number 3.

My sister (16 and goregeous) and mom (hot aerobics instructor) were driving through the desert (Arizonia, I think).  My sister is pulled over for going 80 in a 50.  The officer asked for her license.  My mom said she had to get out of the car to get it from under the passenger's seat (they were taking turns driving across country).  The officer said that's fine, as long as she didn't pull out any thing dangerous.

My mom's response?  "Only my body."

They didn't get a ticket.

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