I think I may have the bst story for number 3.
My sister (16 and goregeous) and mom (hot aerobics instructor) were driving through the desert (Arizonia, I think). My sister is pulled over for going 80 in a 50. The officer asked for her license. My mom said she had to get out of the car to get it from under the passenger's seat (they were taking turns driving across country). The officer said that's fine, as long as she didn't pull out any thing dangerous.
My mom's response? "Only my body."
They didn't get a ticket.