It's not only the fact that she got a 160, which is rather hard to believe, but that it occured in the fifth grade! I believe that Anti-Ivy may have been a kid genius, but Jessica Simpson...Now, I wonder if Laura Bush is going to talk to Vanity Fair and say that her husband has a 160 too. Maybe then we could pin up Simpson and Bush on the Love Board of "Who's the smartest celebrity?"
Ruskie--You don't need to make up a fantasy conversation between Dubya and Jessica: they've already had several real life encounters. It's a little known fact that the Bush administration heavily relied on Jessica's amazing 160 IQ and complex knowledge of the Middle East in its amassing of prewar intelligence on Iraq's WMD programs.