Conversation between G Dub and Jessica:
Jessica: Hey, did you know that, like, the Chicken of the Sea stuff isn't really made of chicken?
G Dub: No *&^%?!
Jessica: Yep, it's actually made of tuna, which is a fish.
G Dub: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! You learn something new every day! Today I learned two things......But, wait, if they call it "CHICKEN of the sea", wouldn't that be falsebricated advertising?
Jessice: Like, YEAH!
G Dub: Well, you know, we have this saying in Texas -- Fool me once.....um, wait....Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!