Or, the less violent alternative, have him banned?
- I'd like to cut out his heart with a spoon. ("Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more!")
- I'd like to watch Julie debate him live in a no-holds-barred duel--and I want to laugh when he cries after she talks circles around him.
- I'd like him to apologize for wasting our precious LSD time with his imbecile demands for an apology.
- I like him. He's swell.
- Just ban him. Please. PLEASE.
- Maybe if you stop paying attention to him, he'll just go away...
- Who? What?