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Haiku Mania!
« on: January 21, 2006, 10:25:20 AM »
Ok, the established rules are three lines, 5-7-5 for the syllable count. I'll go first:

Mailman did not come
With big envelopes for me;
Back to LSD...
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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2006, 10:38:37 AM »
LOL... :D

Your show is off air
Movin' on down, limp, no hair
Sanford was more pimp.
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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2006, 10:46:28 AM »
You two are no match!
You both shall now stand in awe..
Of me, Bob Loblaw..

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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2006, 11:03:17 AM »
Your Cleaners closed down
You and weezy moved on down
Your maid runs the house.

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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2006, 11:27:13 AM »
I didn't think this was going to evolve into a haiku battle, but it's dope...
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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2006, 03:42:14 PM »
Lefty, your mother
sure brought my stressed ass relief,
you know what I mean?
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2006, 04:07:33 PM »
If that stuff in her
eye was Preparation-H,
I need a check-up.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2006, 04:17:36 PM »
I did play Doctor.
She played Nurse: that outfit's hot,
but it came off fast.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.

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Re: Haiku Mania!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2006, 04:30:05 PM »
Your mom thought it was
a dream as well, until her
screams woke up the dogs.
Pish, J only wants to waste YOUR time.  Get wise.