psychological problems like this are likely to hinder admission to the bar. i think this would imply law school as well. dont dig up dirty secrets unless you have to.
I'm assuming this is not your actual statement but a summary of what will be in it. I agree w/ the above poster--you most definitely should not use coarse language.
If I were an adcom, I would be thinking "wow. i admire his honesty, but i don't think i want anyone with his baggage studying law at my school"why are you going to law school anyway? can you imagine the panic attacks you'll have come exam time?