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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2006, 09:56:05 PM »
Personal Information

Name:  Michelle

Age:  23

Sex:  Female

Hometown: Newton, MA

Interesting Family Data:  dysfunctional, nuff said

Multiple Choice

1. How tall are you?  (2 points)
  a. Over 5'6"
  b. Between 5'6" and 5'2"  c. Between 5'2" and 5'
  d. Under 5'

2. What is your hair color?  (2 points)
  a. Black
  b. Brunette
  c. Blonde
  d. Red

3. Which best describes you?  (2 points)
  a. I like to go out and party all the time.
  b. I am agorophobic.
  c. I like going out sometimes to hang out with friends.  I am also good with being domestic.
  d. I hate people to the point of being an axe murderer.

4. How good are your communication skills?  (2 points)
  a. I will always tell you what's on my mind no matter what it is.
  b. It's up to you to guess.  If you get it wrong I will kick you in the balls.
  c. It's up to you to guess but I will forgive you if you get it wrong, especially if you're trying.
  d. Trouble communicating due to braincloud from eating bad tuna fish. 

5. You've just caught me cheating on you.  What is your response? (2 points)
  a. You kick me in the balls.  Then you dump me.
  b. You cry and cry about it to the point where I get a serious complex.  Then you dump me.
  c. You wake up from your horrible dream and realize that I would never ever do that.
  d. You wake up from your horrible dream and realize that I would never ever do that.  Then you dump me.

6. Who would you vote for President? (4 points)
  a. George Bush
  b. John Kerry
  c. John McCain
  d. Stanley Watson

7. The LSAT is: (2 points)
  a. Just another way for LSAC to make money.  
  b. Completely meaningless.  MEANINGLESS IS SAY!!!
  c. A way for people who have screwed up their grades to get back in the game, but otherwise something that is probably rather overweighted.
  d. The first, last, and only real measure of a person's value as a human being.

8. How do you feel about Hummers (the SUV, you pervs)?  (2 points)
  a. I love mine.
  b. I firebomb the dealerships that sell them.
  c. It would be a lot easier for the men who drive them to just buy T-shirts that say, "I have a small penis," but I am okay with people buying them so long as they are willing to pay $100k or so to in luxury tax to offset the ridiculous gas non-mileage they get.
  d. I give these in public bathrooms.  I totally ignored what was in the parentheses.

9. My favorite hobby is: (2 points)
  a. Polishing my nails
  b. LSD
  c. Killing Darkwing
  d. Playing X-Box while eating Cheerios (courtesy of the Tobster's blog  )

Essay

1. What most distinguishes you from the rest of the SW applicant pool?  (50-100 words, 3 points) 

not your typical applicant, or typical anything.  independent, short tempered, intelligent, caring, supercool, and hilarious chica.  i speak spanish muy chistoso (wicked funny).  jack of all trades with talents including, but not limited to:  lacrosse goaltending, coaching, sales, drinking, making friends, typing really really really fast, staying up late, kicking ass and taking names.  o yea, im cool.  total awesomeness manifested in blonde form.  usually a very humble and non egomaniacal girl, but when asked to distinguish yourself, you gotta go all out.

2. Pretend you are an New Haven School of Law faculty member, and you are looking at your own application to NHSoL (or any other school that looks at you as a whole person).  What would be the impression that you get of yourself as a person?  (100-250 words, 6 points)

what a crazy b*tch!

3. What is your opinion of Stanley James Watson III?  (no recommended length, 1 point)

this guy posts a lot on lsd, i wonder if he even knows i exist...i havent even cracked 100 posts yet!

Extra Credit

Are you veg? (6 points, -6 points for lying)    (pp)
1. Yes, but only on LSD.
2. No.

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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2006, 11:30:39 PM »
i can't believe i got deferred :(

i'm only in at 2-3 places! :(

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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2006, 01:27:18 AM »
I can't believe I got dinged at SWSoL!

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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2006, 11:00:46 AM »
 :o :o :o

Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2006, 11:18:31 AM »
Personal Information

Name: Vanna Bunny

Age: 19

Sex:F

Hometown: B-ton, IN

Interesting Family Data: one sister is 42, the other is 31

Multiple Choice

1. How tall are you?  (2 points)
  a. Over 5'6"
  b. Between 5'6" and 5'2"---- check
  c. Between 5'2" and 5'
  d. Under 5'

2. What is your hair color?  (2 points)
  a. Black
  b. Brunette---check
  c. Blonde
  d. Red

3. Which best describes you?  (2 points)
  a. I like to go out and party all the time.
  b. I am agorophobic.
  c. I like going out sometimes to hang out with friends.  I am also good with being domestic.--check
  d. I hate people to the point of being an axe murderer.

4. How good are your communication skills?  (2 points)
  a. I will always tell you what's on my mind no matter what it is.---check
  b. It's up to you to guess.  If you get it wrong I will kick you in the balls.
  c. It's up to you to guess but I will forgive you if you get it wrong, especially if you're trying.
  d. Trouble communicating due to braincloud from eating bad tuna fish. 

5. You've just caught me cheating on you.  What is your response? (2 points)
  a. You kick me in the balls.  Then you dump me.
  b. You cry and cry about it to the point where I get a serious complex.  Then you dump me.
  c. You wake up from your horrible dream and realize that I would never ever do that.---check
  d. You wake up from your horrible dream and realize that I would never ever do that.  Then you dump me.

6. Who would you vote for President? (4 points)
  a. George Bush
  b. John Kerry
  c. John McCain---super duper check
  d. Stanley Watson---for VP

7. The LSAT is: (2 points)
  a. Just another way for LSAC to make money.---check 
  b. Completely meaningless.  MEANINGLESS IS SAY!!!
  c. A way for people who have screwed up their grades to get back in the game, but otherwise something that is probably rather overweighted.
  d. The first, last, and only real measure of a person's value as a human being.

8. How do you feel about Hummers (the SUV, you pervs)?  (2 points)
  a. I love mine.---my mom has one, and it is cool
  b. I firebomb the dealerships that sell them.
  c. It would be a lot easier for the men who drive them to just buy T-shirts that say, "I have a small penis," but I am okay with people buying them so long as they are willing to pay $100k or so to in luxury tax to offset the ridiculous gas non-mileage they get.
  d. I give these in public bathrooms.  I totally ignored what was in the parentheses.

9. My favorite hobby is: (2 points)
  a. Polishing my nails---close second
  b. LSD---check
  c. Killing Darkwing
  d. Playing X-Box while eating Cheerios (courtesy of the Tobster's blog  )

Essay

1. What most distinguishes you from the rest of the SW applicant pool?  (50-100 words, 3 points)  I'm nice, friendly, large chested, young, perky, talented and tather flexible.

2. Pretend you are an New Haven School of Law faculty member, and you are looking at your own application to NHSoL (or any other school that looks at you as a whole person).  What would be the impression that you get of yourself as a person?  (100-250 words, 6 points) That I am very nice, perhaps a bit naive, that I really love the school, enjoy philanthrophy, and that I'm just an overall wonderful girl. :)

3. What is your opinion of Stanley James Watson III?  (no recommended length, 1 point) Love him to death *big hug*

Extra Credit

Are you veg? (6 points, -6 points for lying)    (pp)
1. Yes, but only on LSD.
2. No. ---check

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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2006, 11:22:59 AM »
Interesting, Vanna.  I like the check system.

Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #26 on: January 19, 2006, 12:46:38 PM »
Checks make me happy

Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2006, 10:14:11 AM »
What can do to better my chances of acceptance?

Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2006, 11:42:37 AM »
( I think the fact that you went blonde might help)!


I think you are right about that one.

Hi britt!!!!  ;D

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Re: Stan's Application, by request
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2006, 05:20:36 PM »
I tell you my favorite hobby is giving hummers and I don't get any points for that?  Sheesh, you're tough.

yeah. that's very tough.