As long as I'm not winning the "Obnoxious female dog who won't shut up about Yale" award, I'm happy. 
Never! You win the "Lesbian who loves desserts and will get into Yale cause she is wicked smart and totally deserves it" award. 
Pardon my GAK.
i can't believe you actually used the word "wicked."
and GAK is acceptable when it comes to su. i don't know why.
at this point i kind of want her to get in more than i want to get in myself.
I think when prefaced with "wicked" the pronunciation of smart changes to "smaht." Not that either really applies.
And seriously, Stan, you have to want to get in yourself more. Don't be silly. You so deserve it more than I do and you know it.
And for the record, my ding hasn't arrived yet, unless my housemates lost it before I got home. But I feel incredibly guilty for spending all day worried about it anyway, because on the way home I got worse news from my sister, whose cat was just killed.