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Are law students funny?

hell no
 5 (15.6%)
only if someone is hurting them
 2 (6.3%)
on accident, usually
 6 (18.8%)
hell yes
 11 (34.4%)
erm...I'll analyze that and get back to ya
 8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: January 23, 2006, 06:38:28 PM

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 11:46:15 PM »
Good ones, y'all--snort--Jesus Christ trademarked

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(I've had some wine, these may not seem funny to me later)

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2006, 02:57:28 PM »
28. an argument in favor of legalizing prostitution.
quote Stanley J. Watson III
you are doomed in the fated sense, but that's completely irrelevant because that's only from the viewpoint of someone who is not constrained by time. since you are temporal, for all intents and purposes you have the power to change your future

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2006, 03:00:25 PM »
28. an argument in favor of legalizing prostitution.

Oh *&^%. I'm screwed.

(pun intended)

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2006, 03:06:39 PM »
29. 101 best lawyer jokes.

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2006, 05:52:01 PM »
30.  I Learn Something New With Each Abortion

(If this is over-the-top for this board, I'm supposed to say that Court recruited me . . .)

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2006, 06:50:49 PM »
4. Without a law degree, how else could I become NAMBLA's in-house counsel?

5. How my six DUIs steered me toward a career in law

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Loved the pun!
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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2006, 06:05:01 AM »
ha! Y'all are hilarious--there are some really good ones in here. I'm going to let the thread run a bit longer so as to collect more brilliance for you folks, and then I'm going to compile them all and fashion a 'vote thread' in some manner that will likely lead to chaos.

I'm thinking the final list will have 10-15 topics, which will be juxtaposed nicely to create the sort of laugh-tension that results from being hit by two sorts of funny at once. (This, I find, usually culminates in a hearty snort/guffaw).

That abortion one was soooo wrong it was right, btw.

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2006, 06:44:06 AM »
37. How participating in one of the made-up clubs on LSD prepared me for law school.

38. Who needs laws when we have the 10 commandments?

39. Man, I was so drunk last night I... (finish yourself)

40. Legalize Heroin

41. Why light beer is for pussies

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2006, 11:25:07 AM »
40. Legalize Heroin

This got me laughing out loud.

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2006, 11:34:20 AM »
42. The bodies are buried here _______
43. How I got away with cheating on the lsat.
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