Law School Discussion

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Are law students funny?

hell no
5 (15.6%)
only if someone is hurting them
2 (6.3%)
on accident, usually
6 (18.8%)
hell yes
11 (34.4%)
erm...I'll analyze that and get back to ya
8 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: January 23, 2006, 04:38:28 PM

For the funny LSD folk

Burhop

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 09:46:15 PM »
Good ones, y'all--snort--Jesus Christ trademarked

22. 101 ways to get out of Jury Duty

23. My epic college graduation party: beers, bongs and hookers

24. Abridged & updated diary entry from the day Kurt Cobain died

25. My first gavel

(I've had some wine, these may not seem funny to me later)

dani

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2006, 12:57:28 PM »
28. an argument in favor of legalizing prostitution.

vegemitemama

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2006, 01:00:25 PM »
28. an argument in favor of legalizing prostitution.

Oh *&^%. I'm screwed.

(pun intended)

skaiserbrown

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2006, 01:06:39 PM »
29. 101 best lawyer jokes.

thescreed

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2006, 03:52:01 PM »
30.  I Learn Something New With Each Abortion

(If this is over-the-top for this board, I'm supposed to say that Court recruited me . . .)

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2006, 04:50:49 PM »
4. Without a law degree, how else could I become NAMBLA's in-house counsel?

5. How my six DUIs steered me toward a career in law

 :D

Loved the pun!

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Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2006, 04:05:01 AM »
ha! Y'all are hilarious--there are some really good ones in here. I'm going to let the thread run a bit longer so as to collect more brilliance for you folks, and then I'm going to compile them all and fashion a 'vote thread' in some manner that will likely lead to chaos.

I'm thinking the final list will have 10-15 topics, which will be juxtaposed nicely to create the sort of laugh-tension that results from being hit by two sorts of funny at once. (This, I find, usually culminates in a hearty snort/guffaw).

That abortion one was soooo wrong it was right, btw.

34. How I will help  Miersed become the new Borked

35. How I blogged as 'Harriet Miers' (http://harrietmiers.blogspot.com/)

36. Harriet Miers is my hero!

SCgrad

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2006, 04:44:06 AM »
37. How participating in one of the made-up clubs on LSD prepared me for law school.

38. Who needs laws when we have the 10 commandments?

39. Man, I was so drunk last night I... (finish yourself)

40. Legalize Heroin

41. Why light beer is for pussies

thescreed

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2006, 09:25:07 AM »
40. Legalize Heroin

This got me laughing out loud.

Ego

Re: For the funny LSD folk
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2006, 09:34:20 AM »
42. The bodies are buried here _______
43. How I got away with cheating on the lsat.
44. Why I want to be a Doctor
45. I've always wanted to go to Princeton Law because...
46. This one time at band camp...