ha! Y'all are hilarious--there are some really good ones in here. I'm going to let the thread run a bit longer so as to collect more brilliance for you folks, and then I'm going to compile them all and fashion a 'vote thread' in some manner that will likely lead to chaos.
I'm thinking the final list will have 10-15 topics, which will be juxtaposed nicely to create the sort of laugh-tension that results from being hit by two sorts of funny at once. (This, I find, usually culminates in a hearty snort/guffaw).
That abortion one was soooo wrong it was right, btw.
34. How I will help Miersed
become the new Borked
35. How I blogged as 'Harriet Miers' (http://harrietmiers.blogspot.com/
36. Harriet Miers is my hero!