*Opens with the cat-ear lady in my avatar*
Cat freshmen: Oh my gosh, you're going to Berkeley? You must be smart.
Two African-American freshmen females appear. One says "Ohhh!" *Holds Berkeley ID card in hand like it's the Holy Grail* "I've made it, I'm a Berkeley student!"
Hispanic looking guy: "I wanted to be on the campus the second I got accepted. (Yeah, you might want to finish up with that little detail known as high school, though I know the 2nd semester is largely a joke)
Girl of unknown ethnic origin: "Both of my parents graduated from Cal." *Obvious and bad cut with the same girl* "I was like their Baby Bear."
Slightly nerdy looking guy: "I was checking out a few other schools...Not Stanford."
Girl that seems WAY too happy to be here: "Berkeley is the number ONE public university..." (Almost like she got accepted from WL or something)
Two random guys: "I really look forward to going to class next Monday..." (Boy, they'll learn fast)
Another girl: "You're never gonna be like...abnormal...like everyone is abnormal together." (Sounds like she has some issues from HS)
Guy: This place will bring out the best in me-I'm ready for it. (Not sure who he's trying to convince here)
Voiceover: UC Berkeley: Changing the world. One student at a time.
There's a montage of people holding up their Cal IDs.
Finally, cut to cat girl(my favorite) holding her cal Id and whispering "Berkeley!" while waving her finger around the ID, to indicate its magical properties.